Trojanmojo Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 (edited) Th’ Black Pearl Order of teams that may pillage 1. Whitecourt Blackbeards - SUCCESSFUL PILLAGE! 2. Redondo Jolly Rodgers - SUCCESSFUL PILLAGE!3. Yang City Hornswagglers - SUCCESSFUL PILLAGE! 4. SoCal ChARRRRRRgers - KRAKEN! Teams that may be pillaged: Pitcairn Plankdancers Teams already pillaged (may no longer be pillaged): Marauders of Island Long Seattle Pieces of Eights Barataria Bay Booty Snatchers Th’ Flyin’ Dutchman Order of teams that may pillage 1. Sin City Scallywags - SUCCESSFUL PILLAGE! 2. We Ho Coxswains - SUCCESSFUL PILLAGE! 3. Quaker Cove Wench Vessel - SUCCESSFUL PILLAGE! 4. San Dimas Sea Dogs - KRAKEN! Teams that may be pillaged: Loch Ness Monsters Teams already pillaged (may no longer be pillaged): Fore ‘n CraftChesapeake Bay Pirates Cincinnati Gives No Quarter Edited December 16, 2020 by Trojanmojo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McLucksack Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 Whitecourt Blackbeard’s be boarding the ship o’ the Marauders of Island Long to rescue 1. Privateer Ryan Succop 2. Privateer Micheal Thomas and 3. Privateer Cam Akers Mayhaps one o’ them can tell me what in the briny deep a hornswaggler is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRUMP Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 AHOY MATEYS!! It be a fine day for pillagin. The Scallywag Capn of Sin City sent me his letter of marque with his cannons aimed at Fore N Craft vessel. 1. Todd Gurley 2. Nyheim Hines 3. Chris Carson AYE! This be a successful pillage and a mighty fine booty. Capn Scallywag needs to free up space on his crew for privateers Gurley, Hines and Carson to board his ship. We Ho Coxwains can fire at will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trojanmojo Posted December 15, 2020 Author Share Posted December 15, 2020 3 hours ago, McLucksack said: Whitecourt Blackbeard’s be boarding the ship o’ the Marauders of Island Long to rescue 1. Privateer Ryan Succop 2. Privateer Micheal Thomas and 3. Privateer Cam Akers Mayhaps one o’ them can tell me what in the briny deep a hornswaggler is. Successful pillage! Ye' escaped the Kraken and all 3 privateers be joinin' yer' crew! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRUMP Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 FIRE IN THE HOLE! Redondo Jolly Rodgers be lookin’ to pillage a few of Seattle’s Pieces Of Eight. Capn kindly invites these mateys to come aboard and batten down the hatches. 1. Pittsburgh DST 2. Jonathan Taylor RB 3. Justin Jefferson WR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trojanmojo Posted December 15, 2020 Author Share Posted December 15, 2020 4 minutes ago, KRUMP said: FIRE IN THE HOLE! Redondo Jolly Rodgers be lookin’ to pillage a few of Seattle’s Pieces Of Eight. Capn kindly invites these mateys to come aboard and batten down the hatches. 1. Pittsburgh DST 2. Jonathan Taylor RB 3. Justin Jefferson WR Successful pillage! These 3 pirates will be joinin’ yer crew! Cap’n Yang may now make his attempt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trojanmojo Posted December 15, 2020 Author Share Posted December 15, 2020 (edited) Cap'n Yang has made his pillage attempt on Barataria Bay via email to yers truly. Quote Daniel Carson Aaron Jones Miles Sanders This be a successful pillage! These pirates will be boardin' th' vessel o' Cap'n Yang. Edited December 15, 2020 by Trojanmojo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awoloz Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 yar we ho be goin' aboard the Chesapeake to plundar Pittsburgh D, Kareem Hunt and Chase Edmonds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRUMP Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 Aye this be a successful pillage! The landlubber Capn of the Chesapeake must be three sheets to the wind because they didn't name a Kraken this year. Weho should make room on their crew for these mateys to come aboard! The Wench Vessel can pillage at will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 The Wenches be whistlin' at Cincinnati Gives No Quarter for Curtis Samuel, Tim Patrick and the entire Raven's D for the pleasuuuure to join these lasses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRUMP Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 2 minutes ago, Iris said: The Wenches be whistlin' at Cincinnati Gives No Quarter for Curtis Samuel, Tim Patrick and the entire Raven's D for the pleasuuuure to join these lasses Successful pillage! The wenches seems very excited to get that Ravens D inside their vessel. The Seadogs can plunder at will. Weigh Anchor ChARRRRRRgers! Th' Dutchman may finish they plunderin before th' Pearl! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trojanmojo Posted December 16, 2020 Author Share Posted December 16, 2020 The San Dimas Wyld Stalyns, errrr, Sea Dogs will be extracting Seamen from the Loch Ness monster. Pirates Ebron (TE), Montgomery (RB) and Ryan (QB) may board me vessel anytime they wish! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trojanmojo Posted December 16, 2020 Author Share Posted December 16, 2020 42 minutes ago, KRUMP said: Successful pillage! The wenches seems very excited to get that Ravens D inside their vessel. The Seadogs can plunder at will. Weigh Anchor ChARRRRRRgers! Th' Dutchman may finish they plunderin before th' Pearl! We be given' ye a Pearl necklace! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRUMP Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 (edited) 32 minutes ago, Trojanmojo said: The San Dimas Wyld Stalyns, errrr, Sea Dogs will be extracting Seamen from the Loch Ness monster. Pirates Ebron (TE), Montgomery (RB) and Ryan (QB) may board me vessel anytime they wish! Me be thinking no one feeds the Kraken today, but alas me be wrong! Seaman Ebron can vacate Loch Ness and join the Sea Dogs. But Privateer Montgomery be the KRAKEN and the KRAKEN be hungry! Pirates Montgomery and Ryan will stay aboard Nessy. Sea Dogs - ye barnacles be crushed and ye be losing -3 points in ye first playoff game. Edited December 16, 2020 by KRUMP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gullydog Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 Arrr, we tossed 3 lily livered yellow bellied scoundrels overboard to make room for the new privateers comin aboard the Scallywags Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRUMP Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 (edited) 51 minutes ago, KRUMP said: Me be thinking no one feeds the Kraken today, but alas me be wrong! Seaman Ebron can vacate Loch Ness and join the Sea Dogs. But Privateer Montgomery be the KRAKEN and the KRAKEN be hungry! Pirates Montgomery and Ryan will stay aboard Nessy. Sea Dogs - ye barnacles be crushed and ye be losing -3 points in ye first playoff game. I be drinking too much rum and readin' these rules is making me see double. Correction: Sea Dogs hit the KRAKEN (Monty), so all their pillages are forfeited and stay with the Lock Ness Monsters. Pirate Ebron stays aboard Nessy. Lock Ness Monsters can now pillage the Sea Dogs, but beware the Captain! Edited December 16, 2020 by KRUMP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoCal ChaRRRRRRgers Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 I be stealing the following crew from Pitcairn Plankdancers to welcome onboard me ship....... New Orleans D Curtis Samuel JuJu Smith-Schuster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trojanmojo Posted December 16, 2020 Author Share Posted December 16, 2020 3 minutes ago, SoCal ChaRRRRRRgers said: I be stealing the following crew from Pitcairn Plankdancers to welcome onboard me ship....... New Orleans D Curtis Samuel JuJu Smith-Schuster yarrrrrrrrrr! The kraken be hungry this evening! Juju is Pitcairn’s kraken so ye be takin’ a -1 and all of these pirates will be stayin aboard Pitcairns vessel. Chuck can go ahead and have his kraken attempt to feast upon SoCal’s crew at his earliest convenience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChuckPGH Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 Gaaaaar, bad JuJu for The Chargerrrrrrrrs! The Plandancers invite Raiders Darren Waller to come about this bilge barge! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trojanmojo Posted December 16, 2020 Author Share Posted December 16, 2020 58 minutes ago, BigChuckPGH said: Gaaaaar, bad JuJu for The Chargerrrrrrrrs! The Plandancers invite Raiders Darren Waller to come about this bilge barge! Privateer Walller has been snatched by Chuck’s Kraken and devoured! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GooseAmbassadorToJapan Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 An' the Loch Ness Monsters be pillaging' Corey Davis, WR, Tennessee, from the San Dimas Sea Dogs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trojanmojo Posted December 16, 2020 Author Share Posted December 16, 2020 40 minutes ago, GooseAmbassadorToJapan said: An' the Loch Ness Monsters be pillaging' Corey Davis, WR, Tennessee, from the San Dimas Sea Dogs A successful pillage ya barnacle-covered Scallywag! Ya took me wideout! A pox on the Kraken! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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