Donutrun Jellies Posted December 18, 2004 Share Posted December 18, 2004 Okay, so I'm known to carry grudges about stupidity, egocentricity and self promotion, lawbreaking, drug use, refusal to tackle, and other such irritations ... in a post a few minutes ago, I just yipped at Shockey ... made me wonder who my "All Irritant Team" would look like this year ... Startering team: QB: Michael Vick -- one week a future hall of famer, next week a chicken with his head cut off. What the heck explains those wild random fluctuations? RB: Ricky Williams -- smoking his life away and refusing to go away. RB: Fred Taylor -- stealing from someone else, I'll say "how do you keep FT off your lawn? Put a goal post on it". WR: Meshawn Johnson -- just shut up already. WR: Koren Robinson -- hold onto the #*%&ing ball once and awhile!! TE: Jeremy Shockey -- All-world hype but just 9 TDs in 37 games, doesn't like to block, and whines about his coach and teammates. K: Bill Gramattica -- Hurt celebrating a meaningless FG, never forgiven. IDP: Meion Sanders -- slimetime self promoter. More ego than an eggo waffle, won't tackle, won't go away. Honorable mention team: QB: Neil O'Donnell -- 2 tds in the superbowl? Yes, this list was supposed to be just active or semi active players, but no, I'll never get over it. RB: Kevin Barlow -- never disparage your line. never. ever. never. RB: Jamal Lewis -- crime shouldn't pay, prison sentences should be served during the season. WR: Terrell Owens -- annoying mouth, outrageous trade situation, but he backed it up with his performance in Philly this year. WR: Chad Johnson -- hey, you're not TO, so stop copying him. WR: David Boston -- yeah, that physique is natural, and it's not helping you play ball, either. TE: Kellen Winslow, Jr -- earn your right to be a toad before you become a toad. K: Mike Vanderjaqt -- shut up, you're a kicker. IDP: Ray Lewis -- should be on the prison team or at least show some humility regarding getting away with it ... the gangsta act is tiresome. Whew. That was cathartic. Who's on your list? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfdigger Posted December 18, 2004 Share Posted December 18, 2004 Must add A. Johnson, C.Brown and McAllister. Thet have given me ulcers this year! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted December 18, 2004 Share Posted December 18, 2004 "RB: Fred Taylor -- stealing from someone else, I'll say "how do you keep FT off your lawn? Put a goal post on it"." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted December 18, 2004 Share Posted December 18, 2004 Id Add Peerless Price..Overrated waste of space Definetely totally agree on Shockey..Hes the biggest tool in the NFL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moss6 Posted December 19, 2004 Share Posted December 19, 2004 Hasselbeck - Not a quarterback, Just plays one on TV in Sea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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