Drunken whores. Hmmmm.
One time a sorority offered us $300(we normally get around $100 max from them) and invited us all over for a good cooked meal if we did one social event with then. We decided, since they were all ugly, we would just get smashed at the social event. I was trying to make myself throw up (I had drank a bunch and felt terrible), so i decided to beer bong a mostly vodka drink, to my surprise I didn't throw up. However, an admiring girl goes "psh that's not how you do one of those" gets down in a squatting position and starts pouring a half gallon directly into the bong. I was impressed honestly, that her body could handle such a large quantity of Burnett's. But more-so I was scared. She wasn't hot either. None of them were. Obviously.
Another story was we hosted the Catalina Wine Mixer and before the girls got there we were doing Wongs(wine bongs). Suddenly a girl opens the door to my friends room and in shock and says "are you guys sure you're supposed to be drinking wine like that"...honestly we all sat there confused and I just responded "I was unaware that wine came with directions."
But on to the sloots!
On Ski weekend(which consists of very little skiing), we had 19 kegs, 12 cases, 37 half gallons and 20 boxes of wine...for 3 days. An entire sorority goes up to a huge house with our fraternity. And obviously we party quite hard, if you don't have sex on that weekend you're forever doomed. Either way at some point in time we started moving the wooden furniture outside near the trees, we claimed we were "bringing them back to their family" or something like that. That wooden table should never be used for dinner again. Also, we always spend one full day at the ski resort pool. We couldn't figure out a good way to get down the mountain, nobody wanted to drive. We are geniuses and used our 30 packs of beer as sleds down the mountain, it worked really well honestly. At the pool you always play the good ole trick of "oh my god i was getting out of the pool and accidently pulled the string and your top came off...which oddly enough resulted in topless chicken, which was the actual reason we were kicked out of the pool area.
Also i had my birthday on this trip, my parents called me at midnight to wish me a happy one, in which case I was forced to stop talking to them and take more body shots...which they promptly heard about over the phone by my brother who confiscated it. My mom was pretty appalled, my dad said I live the dream.
You only live once, and most of that living happens in college
DO NOT THINK THAT YOUR SON IS DOING THIS CUNNING RUNT! Also sorry for semi-hijacking this thread, please continue with the advice guys.