Dr. Love Posted November 28, 2004 Share Posted November 28, 2004 A friend posted this on a Lions board, and I found it so good that I had to post it here. "Joey Wonderland"(to the music of Winter wonderland) The Lions stink, the fans are crying Playoff hopes, will soon be dying The offense is bland; it ought to be banned Walking in a Joey Wonderland Behind or high, he always throws it. In the clutch, he always blows it. He has happy feet, leads them to defeat Walking in a Joey Wonderland (Chorus/Excuses) "Maybe if he had better receivers?" "Maybe if he had a running game?" "Maybe if his haters became believers?" "But certainly Joey's not the one to blame!!" So here we are, Two thousand and four Time to show, number three the door. Thanks for the thrill, you're not worth 5 Mill. Walking in a Joey Wonderland. Walking in a Joey Wonderland Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted November 28, 2004 Share Posted November 28, 2004 It kinda puts me in the Christmas spirit. I stopped starting him WEEKS AGO!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furd Posted November 28, 2004 Share Posted November 28, 2004 add this: Joey remains optimistic, But the fans, are going ballistic, He still has the job, must be gobblin' Millen's knob Walking in a Joey Wonderland Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donutrun Jellies Posted November 28, 2004 Share Posted November 28, 2004 Detroit trade Charles Rogers or Roy Williams for Brees or Rivers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Love Posted November 29, 2004 Author Share Posted November 29, 2004 Detroit trade Charles Rogers or Roy Williams for Brees or Rivers? 579381[/snapback] The salary cap implications would make trading Rivers a near impossibility. A Rogers for Brees trade would be interesting, although I don't know how the salary cap would work for Rogers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miracleboys2749 Posted November 29, 2004 Share Posted November 29, 2004 add this: Joey remains optimistic, But the fans, are going ballistic, He still has the job, must be gobblin' Millen's knob Walking in a Joey Wonderland 579380[/snapback] Merry Christmas everyone!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebartender Posted November 29, 2004 Share Posted November 29, 2004 If I'm not mistaking Brees is a free agent after the season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Love Posted November 29, 2004 Author Share Posted November 29, 2004 If I'm not mistaking Brees is a free agent after the season. 579555[/snapback] True, but a popular theory is that the Chargers will franchise him in order to extract something in a trade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egret Posted November 29, 2004 Share Posted November 29, 2004 The salary cap implications would make trading Rivers a near impossibility. A Rogers for Brees trade would be interesting, although I don't know how the salary cap would work for Rogers. 579543[/snapback] Rogers has a huge contract with a huge bonus. It would be VERY difficult for the Lions to trade him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralph Furley Posted November 29, 2004 Share Posted November 29, 2004 What a great song! Hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_bone65 Posted November 29, 2004 Share Posted November 29, 2004 Thank God I cut Collins for him on Wed. :pistolinmouthgremlin: Story of how my entire season has gone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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