Dr. Sacrebleu Posted December 2, 2004 Share Posted December 2, 2004 5 weeks, 20 games to mount an unprecidented comeback. Sac 6.5 games back... sarge 7.5 games. The bisexual gay duo are 1 and 4 games back from being able to look at themselves in the mirror and be above the .500 mark. Bengals vs Baltimore -7 37.5NE -8 vs Browns 41.5 Arizona vs Lions -5.5 37.5 Titans vs Colts -10.5 54.5 Vikes -7 vs Bears 41 Bills -3.5 vs Dolfins 35 Falcons vs TBB-2 38.5 SF vs St Louis -10.5 47.5 Panthers vs New orleans -1.5 46 Denver vs San Diego-3 47 NYG vs Washington -2 32.5 Greenbay vs Eagles -6 47 Steelers-3 vs Jax 35 Cowboys vs Seahawks -7 42.5 Crispirons 21-7 minn -7 buffalo -3.5 tampa -2 denver +3 Sacrebeleu 15-12-1 Bengals Denver Bills Washington Sarge 14-13-1 Bills -3.5 Carolina +1.5 NE - 8 GB/ Philly over 47 Chavez 13-14-1 and Spain 11-15-2 Vikes /Bears 41 UNDER BILLS -3.5 NYG/Washiongtom 32.5 UNDER EAGLES -6 Minnesota -7 Jacksonville +3 Eagles -6 Denver +3 Chavez can no longer post his insights here being that he is on double secret probation for his work as a pornographer at thehuddle. Here are his insights (he also had some in-sites to share but I think that it might be a bad idea for me to post them) - Vikes vs Bears under 41 - I don't care who it is, take a dome team outside in the winter and they struggle. Chicago has one of the better defenses in the league, but their offense is putrid. I figure the Bears to slow the Vikes O enough to keep it close, but their offense won't do squat. - Bills -3.5 over Dolfins - my manlove has moved from the Cards (though it might still be there if they hadn't started in with the "musical QBs") to the Bills. Fins put up a good fight in their last couple games, but I think the Bills have figured out how to win and are going to beat up on a bad team. - NYG vs Was under 32.5 - Washington has topped out at 18 this year, that means an offense starting a rookie QB facing one of the leagues best defenses has to be held to 14 points. Doable. Eagles -6 over GB - at the Vet. GB has the firepower on offense to pull off the upset, but not on D. Philly's a complete team playing at home. If GB covers but loses, I'll be doubly pissed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crispirons Posted December 2, 2004 Share Posted December 2, 2004 5 weeks, 20 games to mount an unprecidented comeback. 587073[/snapback] well sac, i know you had to be disappointed when my email came with 2 picks that were the same as yours. that would now be 5 weeks and 18 games to mount an unprecidented comeback. minnesota -7 against my beloved bears. i'm laughing cause chavez is also going against his packers. i haven't bet against or for the bears or steelers in this contest. hope this doesn't turn out to burn me. i just don't see how the bears can cover this. daunte, moss, and company score at least 28. the bears will be hard pressed to score 10-14. bills -3.5 at the fins. looks like a popular bet this week. i hate it for that reason. line hasn't moved however. hmmmm. trap??? nah....its the offenseless fins. under 35 would be inviting but the bills with mcgahee are scoring better. denver +3 at chargers. hopefully the broncos are pipsst off about losing to there archrival raiders. guard gates, spy on tomlinson. guard gates, spy on tomlinson. triple team both if you have too. make someone else beat you. should be a close game regardless and i'll take a fg here and hope for an outright win. solid moneyline play this week imo. tampa -2 against the falcons. i sort of flopped between this game and 2 others. the pats -8 i like alot and detroit -5.5. the lions spread jumped from an opening 3.5 though. sort of scared me off. the pats line opened at 7 and is now 10. whoa. anyway interdivision game. way more meaningful to the bucs, who play well at home, laying less than a fg, with a defense that should be able to shut down most of the falcons running game. add in that vick can't pass to anyone but crumpler. i look for the bucs to score early and put pressure on vick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. Ryan Posted December 2, 2004 Share Posted December 2, 2004 (edited) well sac, i know you had to be disappointed when my email came with 2 picks that were the same as yours. that would now be 5 weeks and 18 games to mount an unprecidented comeback. 587649[/snapback] I aint buying this smack talk being thrown around. Crispy knows about as much about handicaping vs the spread and my kids poodle does. Is your stripper girlfriend getting these picks for you, each week. Lets just say, this has been a succesful year for you, first you make the playoffs in Fusion, which is about as amazing as your success here. You may very well win this game, but come playoff time in Fusion, you will drop like a wh*re in a Strip club. Or so Spain can understand, you will hit the ground harder than a sheep in a hillbilly lovefest. Edited December 2, 2004 by Sgt. Ryan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crispirons Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 I aint buying this smack talk being thrown around. Crispy knows about as much about handicaping vs the spread and my kids poodle does. Is your stripper girlfriend getting these picks for you, each week. Lets just say, this has been a succesful year for you, first you make the playoffs in Fusion, which is about as amazing as your success here. You may very well win this game, but come playoff time in Fusion, you will drop like a wh*re in a Strip club. Or so Spain can understand, you will hit the ground harder than a sheep in a hillbilly lovefest. 588129[/snapback] well i don't know about your poodle but i have been (not that i'm proud of this fact) playing at least parlay football cards since i was 10. that would be around 1976. i think i might know a little about handicapping. as far as fusion, what happened in our season series??? oh we split. with me being the only one in the league to hand you a loss thus far(go a/c!!!). i'll be giving spain a little slapping in fusion this week before i head off on the road to face the winner of the other division. if victorious, then we'll have our rubber game. then, you'll experience defeat again. i still have to win 2 games....one for fun, and one for revenge if its dkf, or because i'm a sexcist pig if its steelbunz in the playoffs. hope to see you in 2.5 weeks sargey ole boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted December 5, 2004 Share Posted December 5, 2004 Anyone else notice that ALL of us but spain picked the Bills? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted December 5, 2004 Share Posted December 5, 2004 The bisexual gay duo are 1 and 4 games back from being able to look at themselves in the mirror and be above the .500 mark. 587073[/snapback] I'm a mere two games behind you, ya twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crispirons Posted December 5, 2004 Share Posted December 5, 2004 Anyone else notice that ALL of us but spain picked the Bills? 592521[/snapback] a miami homer at work bet me twenty bucks on this game. i didn't have to give the 3.5 either. go bills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Sacrebleu Posted December 5, 2004 Author Share Posted December 5, 2004 I'm a mere two games behind you, ya twat. 592523[/snapback] Sorry. Don't work that way. There's above 500, and there is under 500. And between the two is a vast chasm. There's getting 48% of the popular vote There's being withing 3 outs of going to the world series There's being Pete Best There's horseshoes and handgrenades and there's being Oveeeeeer 500 :palmfacinggroundhandheldateyelevel:, and uuuuuuuunder 500:slowlyloweringhandtokneelevel: welcome back chavez. Are you sure you should be using words like twat on your very first day of release? ya pecker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Sacrebleu Posted December 5, 2004 Author Share Posted December 5, 2004 The NYJ vs Houston line wasn't available when the beting was done. It is now Hou+7. Would be my lock of the week. Went to place some money bets just now: HOUSTON moneyline over Jets (20 will get you 52) Bills+4.5 (20) Parlay which I seldom do (KC-1, HOU +7, Denver +3) (25 will get you 150 or so) Denver moneyline (25 will get you 35) KC -1 (40) Clearly I've cooled off on my Bengals bet, I still took the Bills, but I wish I'd done it when they were only giving 3.5 points. I've also cooled off on the Washington bet, but might still aly some money on the game. Living in NY, I think I'm going to have to, because being stuck watching the Gints and the redskins go at it with no money incentive is impossible. Anyone want to chime in with a good prop bet on the NY/Was game that I'm overlooking. The O/u on the Giants for the game is 15.5. The O/u fro the game 32.5..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted December 5, 2004 Share Posted December 5, 2004 Are you sure you should be using words like twat on your very first day of release?ya pecker. 592965[/snapback] Hey, I figure if it's not blocked, DMD's son must already be using it. Dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted December 5, 2004 Share Posted December 5, 2004 welcome back chavez.Are you sure you should be using words like twat on your very first day of release? ya pecker. 592965[/snapback] "twat" is a really really bad thing to a man of Chavez's "flamboyance"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crispirons Posted December 6, 2004 Share Posted December 6, 2004 (edited) u boys made a little ground up as i went 2-1-1 against sacs 3-0-1, sarges stellar 4-0 and chavez, back in the mix with a nice 3-1 as well. as for spain, he's playing the roll of spoiler. 23-8-1 shouldhaveneverbetagainsthebears 18-12-2 sac....mr. tie 18-13-1 corky 16-15-1 chavez nice comeback to the winning side. should now be advocated out of his bisexual death match with espana. i'm not going to embarass spain with his record. edit: thought chavez went 4-0. Edited December 6, 2004 by crispirons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted December 6, 2004 Share Posted December 6, 2004 Wow, could be a good week for everyone: crisp rolls to 2-1-1; Sarge gets a 4-0; the froggy twat has a 3-0-1 week; I went 3-1. spain 1-1-1 going into the Sunday night game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted December 6, 2004 Share Posted December 6, 2004 sac, the under at Was/NYG was 32.5. I missed that one. Of course, if you feel like giving me the game, I won't complain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Sacrebleu Posted December 7, 2004 Author Share Posted December 7, 2004 23-8-1 crisp 18-12-2 sac 18-13-1 sarge 16-15-1 chavez 13-16-3 spain everyone's a winner. heck with a good showing next week, spain could even extricate himself from his onanistic death march. Meanwhile, while double checking the spelling of onanistic, did you know that an onager is a wild as$ found in the deserts of Asia? 16 games to go, 4.5 games back. Gonna be tough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 did you know that an onager is a wild as$ found in the deserts of Asia? 597668[/snapback] And a "sacrebleu" is a dumb ass found in the cafes of France and the canyons of New York. Your point? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 And a "sacrebleu" is a dumb ass found in the cafes of France and the canyons of New York. And dont forgot bath houses and public restrooms in San Francisco... 598552[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 I take it you've run into him a few times? Sacrebleu: "I know where I've seen you - Mystery Huddler!" spain: "<mumbles with mouth full>" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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