loaf Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 AP (Cleveland) A seven-year old boy from Cleveland was at the center of a courtroom drama this morning when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge awarded custody to his aunt. The boy confirmed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and refused to live there. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents the boy cried out that they beat him more than anyone. The judge dramatically allowed the boy to choose who should have custody of him. Custody was granted to the Cleveland Browns this morning, as the boy firmly believes that they are not capable of beating anyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kukkainen Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 AP (Cleveland) A seven-year old boy from Cleveland was at the center of a courtroom drama this morning when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge awarded custody to his aunt. The boy confirmed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and refused to live there. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents the boy cried out that they beat him more than anyone. The judge dramatically allowed the boy to choose who should have custody of him. Custody was granted to the Cleveland Browns this morning, as the boy firmly believes that they are not capable of beating anyone. 612424[/snapback] Ah my socks flew off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailer Parker Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 If its Brown, flush it down... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crispirons Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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gspot Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 Nice piece of writing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightsOfKnee Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 hook line and sinker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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max Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 That was funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitpdub Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 I read this joke last week but i think it was the 49ers instead of the Browns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitpdub Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 "Custody" Custody A judge, in a divorce case, is trying to decide who gets custody of a small boy. The judge said, "I will award custody to the mother". The little boy said, "No, my mother beats me!" The judge said, "In that case, I will award custody to the father". The little boy said, "No, my father beats me". The judge says, "Then, I will award custody to the grandparents". The little boy said, "No, my grandparents beat me". In frustration, the judge said, "Then, I will award custody to the 49ers! They never beat anyone!" As told by:Jim Schumann! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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