muck Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Research has led to the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction normally taking less than a second, to take from four days to four years to complete. Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2-6 years. It does not decay, but undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes, not to mention multiple oxymorons. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. That hypothetical quantity might normally be called 'critical mass' but, in this unique case it is known as 'critical mess'. When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium (Am), another just-discovered element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction normally taking less than a second, to take from four days to four years to complete. If it has no electrons, it would be extremely dense and heavy an there is no hugh void between the electrons and the nucleus. It would not be inert either, but highly reactive as there are no electrons to counteract the peons so a hugh charge imbalance is in place leading to big volatility. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 If it has no electrons, it would be extremely dense and heavy an there is no hugh void between the electrons and the nucleus. It would not be inert either, but highly reactive as there are no electrons to counteract the peons so a hugh charge imbalance is in place leading to big volatility. In other words--get ready for a revolution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmarc117 Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 who is the electron party's candidate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Like Soup Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 In other words--get ready for a revolution. Thank goodness we have the right to bear arms so we could pull that off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 Thank goodness we have the right to bear arms so we could pull that off. I think in this situation we would need to use an atomic bomb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zmanzzzz Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 so, what are the properties of californium? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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