Perchoutofwater Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 (edited) ONE: I was walking through the cemetery this morning and saw a guy crouching down behind a tombstone. I said, "Morning." He said, "No, just taking a crap." TWO: When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked Him to forgive me. THREE: My girlfriend was in labor with our first child. She was shouting, "Get this out of me! Give me the drugs!" She looked at me and yelled, "You did this to me, you bastard!" I casually replied, "If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your ass but you said, 'That would hurt too much'." FOUR: I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my annual checkup. She told me that I had to quit masturbating. I asked why and she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you." FIVE: I was walking down the road and saw my Afghanistan neighbor Abdul standing on his fifth floor apartment balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, "What's wrong, Abdul? Won't it start?" Edited January 29, 2010 by Perchoutofwater Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
driveby Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 3,4 and 5. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 I like 2, 4 and 5. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 I think 3 was my favorite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pig devilz Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 3 & 4 cuz i'm a perv Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Neutron Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moneymakers Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 I dont get it. maybe number 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil_gop_liars Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 I dont get it. maybe number 6 Don't worry you have to be a heterosexual male to understand them Maybe next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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