SuperBalla Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?" "Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection." The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?" "Oh about a gallon." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmarc117 Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 i second that..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpin Johnies Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 i second that..... 1302144[/snapback] 3rd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 Ahem... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furd Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 Sorry. Didn't mean to interrupt the circle jerk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBalla Posted February 3, 2006 Author Share Posted February 3, 2006 Ahem... 1302148[/snapback] Mine was funnier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmarc117 Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 (edited) Sorry. Didn't mean to interrupt the circle jerk. your just in time....we were waitng for a jerk! Edited February 3, 2006 by dmarc117 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furd Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 your just in time....we were waitng for a jerk! 1302163[/snapback] Nonstop hilarity in this thread I tell you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBalla Posted February 3, 2006 Author Share Posted February 3, 2006 Nonstop hilarity in this thread I tell you. 1302170[/snapback] Sen. Clinton is going to burn unless we help out...you in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmarc117 Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 (edited) Nonstop hilarity in this thread I tell you. you should get on board the america express!! nonstop fun!!!!! chooooo chooooo Edited February 3, 2006 by dmarc117 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bushwacked Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 Why did the fiscal conservative cross the road? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBalla Posted February 3, 2006 Author Share Posted February 3, 2006 Why did the fiscal conservative cross the road? 1302197[/snapback] He thought he saw oil spewing out the ground? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmarc117 Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 (edited) Why did the fiscal conservative cross the road? 1302197[/snapback] because there was someone lookin for a handout on his side........ Edited February 3, 2006 by dmarc117 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bushwacked Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 He thought he saw oil spewing out the ground? 1302259[/snapback] because there was someone lookin for a handout on his side........ 1302319[/snapback] I think it was to meet you two guys, cause you'd vote for him even though he wasn't fiscal or conservative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBalla Posted February 3, 2006 Author Share Posted February 3, 2006 I think it was to meet you two guys, cause you'd vote for him even though he wasn't fiscal or conservative. 1302339[/snapback] Cute joke Hyena...that's why ya'll yelp in some laughin like manner. TypiKal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bushwacked Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 Cute joke Hyena... 1302346[/snapback] Sadly, it isnt' that funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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