spain Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 The Priest who could not lie..... > >A distinguished looking young lady is on a flight >returning from Switzerland. She finds herself >seated next to a priest and asks" Excuse me >father, may I ask a favor of you?" > >"Well of course Miss, what can I do for you?" >he replies. > >"Here's the dilemma, I purchased for myself, >a superbly sophisticated electronic hair razor. >I paid a lot of money for it. I really went well >over the limits set forth by Customs, and I fear >they will confiscate it from me. Could you >perhaps secret it through Customs for me >under your robes?" > >"I certainly could my dear, only I must warn >you I really am not ever able to lie..." > >"You have such an honest face father, surely >they will never ask any questions of you," and >with that she hands him the hair remover. > >After landing they proceed through Customs >and it becomes the father's turn in line. > >"Father, do you have anything to declare?" >asks the Custom's officer. > >"From the top of my head to my waist I have >nothing to declare my son." > >Finding this answer a little strange the custom's >officer proceeds to ask, "And from the waist to >the floor, what do you have to declare?" > >The father replies, "I have a marvellous little >instrument destined to be used on a woman, >but which has never yet been used..." > >Roaring with laughter the Custom's officer says, >"Go right through father. Next!" > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H8tank Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 You should keep all your bad jokes in one thread. We'll give you one/week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brentastic Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 You should keep all your bad jokes in one thread. We'll give you one/week. 1311642[/snapback] Agreed. Clever, yes. Funny, no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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