spain Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 One foggy night, A Yankee fan was driving north from New York and a Red Sox fan was driving south from Boston. While crossing a narrow bridge, they hit each other head-on, mangling both cars. The Yankee fan managed to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looked at his twisted car and said, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive!" Likewise, the Red Sox fan got out of his car uninjured, he too feeling fortunate to have survived. The Red Sox fan walked over to the Yankee fan and said, "Hey, man, I think this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of being rivals." The Yankee fan thought for a moment and said, "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something else survived the wreck." The Yankee fan then popped open his trunk and removed a full, undamaged bottle of Jack Daniel's. He said to the Red Sox fan, "I think this is another sign we should toast to our newfound friendship." The Red Sox fan agreed and grabbed the bottle. After sucking down half of the bottle, he handed it back to the Yankee fan and said, "Your turn!" The Yankee fan calmly twisted the cap back on the bottle, threw the rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river and said "Nah, I think I'll just wait for the cops to show up." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Good one spain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Get it? Because Yankee fans are smart! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Yankee Fan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabuffbills Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Get it? Because Yankee fans are smart! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Yankee Fan apparently they're brave too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitem0nkey Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 nice, i will pass this on, but first i need to change yankee for white sox and red sox to cubs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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