HowboutthemCowboys Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 did you hear about the gay midget? he came out of the cupboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabuffbills Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 did you hear about the gay midget? he came out of the cupboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowboutthemCowboys Posted February 23, 2007 Author Share Posted February 23, 2007 gays come out of the closet......midget......cupboard......forget it.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabuffbills Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 gays come out of the closet......midget......cupboard......forget it.. no i got the joke, it's just...forget it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowboutthemCowboys Posted February 23, 2007 Author Share Posted February 23, 2007 no i got the joke, it's just...forget it DUMB joke of the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabuffbills Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 DUMB joke of the day. exactly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cameltosis Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 I'm confused. Why was Cliaz in the cupboard again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Are you saying that this movie is gay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Cid Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Are you saying that this movie is gay? No, he was saying cliaz was having manly sex with a midget in a cupboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockerbraves Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us." So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: Glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the pieces of window glass. A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?" "Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied. "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself." "Wow, that's great!" the husband said.. He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life." "No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!" "And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked. I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world," she said. "Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!" "And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?" "Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, and haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife." The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee,honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?" She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?" You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. I'd do the same for you!" So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other The genie was insatiable. After about three hours of nonstop sex, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your husband?" "Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly. "No kidding," he said. "Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabuffbills Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us." So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: Glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the pieces of window glass. A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?" "Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied. "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself." "Wow, that's great!" the husband said.. He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life." "No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!" "And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked. I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world," she said. "Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!" "And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?" "Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, and haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife." The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee,honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?" She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?" You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. I'd do the same for you!" So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other The genie was insatiable. After about three hours of nonstop sex, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your husband?" "Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly. "No kidding," he said. "Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?" the first time i heard this joke, i was in 4th grade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaxfactor Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 Let's make this short. Did you hear about the two gay judges? They tried each other. :drumroll, cymbal: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 Wow ...rough day for jokes ...but the effort counts ...I think Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockerbraves Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 the first time i heard this joke, i was in 4th grade Here's another oldie but goldie... A man had 50 yard line tickets at the Super Bowl. As he sits down, another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. "No," he says, "The seat is empty." "This is incredible!" said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl and not use it?" The first man says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we haven't been to together since we got married in 1987." "Oh . . . I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else - - a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?" The man shakes his head. "No, they're all at the funeral." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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