Front Row Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? . Democrat's Answer: Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor! Or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? What does the law say about this situation? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have paint and Josh Gordon day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. ............................................. Republican's Answer: BANG! .................................. Redneck's Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points? Son: Can I shoot the next one! Wife: You Ain't Taking That To The Taxidermist! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 True. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 ............................................. Republican's Answer: Let's avoid this one and go and shoot someone who has nothing whatsoever to do with it! .................................. Fixed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clubfoothead Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 I'd enslave the terrorist. Killing him is very short sighted. I would; however, shoot the republican hiding behind me for protection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polksalet Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 I'd enslave the terrorist. Killing him is very short sighted. I would; however, shoot the republican hiding behind me for protection. you support slavery? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 Fixed. A republican would probably dump the bullets from the gun, let the terrorist kill the family, then throw 5 trillion dollars of my money in the vague general direction of the terrorist, and 6 years later, the terrorist still be there sipping a mango daquiri laughing at me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowboutthemCowboys Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 A republican would probably dump the bullets from the gun, let the terrorist kill the family, then throw 5 trillion dollars of my money in the vague general direction of the terrorist, and 6 years later, the terrorist still be there sipping a mango daquiri laughing at me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clubfoothead Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 you support slavery? Of someone trying to kill me? Sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polksalet Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 What would mlk say about that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clubfoothead Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 What would mlk say about that? Don't f*ck with Club? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polksalet Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 Don't f*ck with Club? hypocrite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 I would; however, shoot the republican hiding behind me for protection. A republican would probably dump the bullets from the gun, let the terrorist kill the family, then throw 5 trillion dollars of my money in the vague general direction of the terrorist, and 6 years later, the terrorist still be there sipping a mango daquiri laughing at me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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