isleseeya Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 A while back one night sitting in bed watching tv with my wife , I see her with this tiny little jar . She opens it and puts some cream on her face . I ask her what it is , and she says beauty cream I say well you are gonna need a much bigger jar than that Boys I can tell you , not the smartest words that came out of my mouth for sure ...but we do get a laugh of it now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 Did she then go to the kitchen to get a toothpick for your vienna sausage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted October 13, 2007 Author Share Posted October 13, 2007 My vienna sausage went ice cold for at least a week after I put my foot ( up to the knee ) in my mouth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bier Meister Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 whomper's wife hopes you don't keel over nekked on the computer, too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 ........why do you hate women Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted October 13, 2007 Author Share Posted October 13, 2007 whomper's wife hopes you don't keel over nekked on the computer, too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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