DMD Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 Before you laugh, who among us hasn't had this happen at least once? I mean as long as you are taking truth serum recreationally. Mayor Resigns, Claims Abduction By Satan Worshippers CENTERTON, Ark. -- The mayor of an Arkansas town resigned on Wednesday, claiming he was abducted and brainwashed by Satan worshippers nearly three decades ago. Centerton Mayor Ken Williams said he has been living under an assumed name for nearly 30 years. He had been mayor since 2001. Williams told authorities he was born Don LaRose and that in the mid-1970s, he was a preacher in Indiana. He said he was abducted and brainwashed into forgetting all about his life as Don LaRose. It was a double-life he had never acknowledged, Williams said, because he didn't even realize it existed until he had recently taken a truth-serum injection. As Williams regained his memory, he said, he realized that he had a wife and two kids but that he had decided to leave and take on a new identity to protect them. "I had no choice. The choice was to watch my family killed before my eyes or go with these people, and I chose instead to run," Williams said. He wouldn't explain from who he was running, saying only that he had been brainwashed. "I had multiple shock treatments," Williams said. "It took five years to get my memory back." Williams said he took his current identity in 1980 when he moved to Centerton. His full name -- Bruce Kent Williams -- was taken from a man who died in a car crash back in 1958, he said. "What happened in 1980 -- whether it was right or wrong -- I did it under the threat of my family and for my own survival," he said. The information went public, Williams said, because he runs a Web site about Don LaRose and his disappearance. LaRose's former family found the Web site and started inquiring about its author. They found the site registered to a Ken Williams and went from there. Williams said his current wife is standing by him and the two of them want to continue living in Centerton. He said he plans to continue living as Ken Williams. Also, his resignation was signed with two names, he said. According to police, Williams is under no investigation for any wrongdoing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 i will refrain from saying anything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 But does he believe in evolution? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJoTheWebToedBoy Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 Wow, you mean I not the only one....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutch Oven Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 This happened in a little sh!tcan of a town just a few miles from me. I'll post some of the local newspaper stories about it because they are f'n hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polksalet Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 Centerton, Arkansas - (X-Files Mess): Hillary Clinton's 2008 Whote House campaign is in dissarray as a key former political ally of her husband Bill resigned today claiming he was abducted and brainwashed by Satanists during the 1970s when providing the ex-Arkansas Governor with an alibi. Mayor of Centerton since 2001, Ken Williams said he had to change his ID and personal details before assuming a new name to hide from the Satanic mobsters who tortured him repeatedly. A recent anti-brainwashing therapy injection however has suddenly sent him reeling back into present day reality, Williams claims. As he has gradually regained his memory, he said, he has realized that some testimony he once gave about Bill Clinton in the Whitewater affair may have been 'total crap'. "But believe me folks, I had no choice. "My wife and kids were at stake - killed before my very eyes! I just had to go on the run." "It's taken me five years to get my memory back," Williams added, "mainly through these vitamin jabs the docs recommended after I freaked out seeing Hillary elected to the Senate!" There has been no response from the Hillary camp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aqualung Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 Centerton, Arkansas - (X-Files Mess): Hillary Clinton's 2008 Whote House campaign is in dissarray as a key former political ally of her husband Bill resigned today claiming he was abducted and brainwashed by Satanists during the 1970s when providing the ex-Arkansas Governor with an alibi. Mayor of Centerton since 2001, Ken Williams said he had to change his ID and personal details before assuming a new name to hide from the Satanic mobsters who tortured him repeatedly. A recent anti-brainwashing therapy injection however has suddenly sent him reeling back into present day reality, Williams claims. As he has gradually regained his memory, he said, he has realized that some testimony he once gave about Bill Clinton in the Whitewater affair may have been 'total crap'. "But believe me folks, I had no choice. "My wife and kids were at stake - killed before my very eyes! I just had to go on the run." "It's taken me five years to get my memory back," Williams added, "mainly through these vitamin jabs the docs recommended after I freaked out seeing Hillary elected to the Senate!" There has been no response from the Hillary camp. Why didn't I expect this? You are so predictable, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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