Chargerz Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whisky, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?' The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?' The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar. His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 An oldie, but goodie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiefjay Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 (edited) An oldie, but goodie Chargerz or the joke? Edited February 22, 2008 by chiefjay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 (edited) Oh... I was about to vote for reverse cow girl, got the wrong impression by the thread title ETA" don't put the space on cow girl and it comes out cowboy Edited February 22, 2008 by Big Country Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinatieri Is God Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 A Chargerz Maneuver? I thought he was going to say "the shocker" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 i was waiting for Stirrups Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 I thought it was cute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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