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Hot Chicks with Douchebags


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:wacko: classic

 

"Pointy McVulcan sets off brushfires off the coast of Paraguay through the sheer force of his facial asstastery.

Check it out: No bling. No popped collar. No annoying hat tilt. Only one massive oil and vinegar hand gesture, and yet the 'bag factor is off the charts.

Or maybe it's Diana, the curvy girl from my Sophomore year econ-1 class who sat directly in front of me, was a business major, and smelled like guava shampoo. Oh Diana. How I miss not talking to you during lecture.

 

Her cupcakes were manna from heaven. If manna were boobie manna."

 

I mean, this guy is HYSTERICAL. . . .in a Cliaz kinda way.

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Flaming Orange

 

I haven't seen an orange hue that saturated since Nestor Almendros' cinematography in Terrence Malick's Days of Heaven.

 

The writer is hilarious, great find :wacko:

 

 

E2A: It helps if you see the pic for this one.

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