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Here is a brief synopsis of the content of this exciting new book, chapter

by chapter.

 

Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt

 

Chapter 2 - How to Hit a TopFlite from the Rough When You Hit a Titlist from

the Tee

 

Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker

 

Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance Off the Elusive Shank Shot

 

Chapter 5 - When to Give the Marshal the Finger

 

Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings

 

Chapter 7 - Crying and How to Handle it

 

Chapter 8 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 10 AM

 

Chapter 9 - How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round

 

Chapter 10 - How to Magically Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in

the Water

 

Chapter 11 - Why Your Spouse Doesn't Care That You Birdied the 5th

 

Chapter 12 - How to Let a Foursome Play Through Your Twosome

 

Chapter 13 - How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three Off the Tee

 

Chapter 14 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent

 

Chapter 15 - God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt

 

Chapter 16 - When to Regrip Your Ball Retriever

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Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance Off the Elusive Shank Shot

 

So, I think I posted somewhere that two weekends ago I played 18 while I wasn't feeling well.

 

Front 9 (or the "sudafed 9"): Shot a 40

Back 9 (or the "dragging my dead ass 9"): Shot a 54

 

One of the highlights of the back 9 was that I actually got a birdie on a par 3 by completely skulling my 8 iron off the tee. Rolling, and pulled left, it bumped along just to the left of the water, hooked right around up the incline, and bounced up to within 8 feet of the cup for a one-putt.

 

I've done this twice in my life now... the miraculous skulled shot that snakes it's way through the rough to within feet of the pin for birdie. I consider it a skill.

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