BillyBalata Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 Family and Friends, Many of you may not know it, but I have been very busy over the last 2 years putting my thoughts and ideas together in a book. I am very proud of the results and to assist with the marketing, I am asking friends and family to help me out. I believe my new book on GOLF gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that I have gained through my years of struggle and experience. The cost is only $29.95 and can be ordered by simply replying to this email with the appropriate information . Don't wait until they're all gone !!!! Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt Chapter 2 - How to Hit a crappy shoes from spammers from the Rough, when You Hit a Titleist from the Tee Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance off the Shank Chapter 5 - When to Give the Ranger the Finger Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earning Chapter 7 - When to Implement Handicap Management Chapter 8 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m. Chapter 9 - How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round Chapter 10- When Does A Divot become classified as a Sod Chapter 11 - How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water Chapter 12 - Why your Spouse Doesn't Care That You Birdied the 5th... Chapter 13- Using Cursewords Creatively to Control Ball Flight Chapter 14 - When to Let a Foursome Play through Your Twosome Chapter 15 - How to Relax When You Are Hitting five off the Tee Chapter 16 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent Chapter 17 - God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt Chapter 18 - When to Regrip Your Ball Retriever Chapter 19- Throwing Your Clubs: An Effective Stress-Reduction Technique Chapter 20 - Can You Purchase a Better Golf Game? Chapter 21 - Why Male Golfers Will Pay $5.00 a Beer from the Cart Girl and Give Her a $3 Tip. But Will Balk at $3.50 at the 19th Hole and Stiff the Bartender. Thanking you in advance for your order. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 classic. Sadly, I could learn something from Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEEDS Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 We have a new msaint amongst us! Chapter 22 How to make your actual swing as perfect as your practice swing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 22 months ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyBalata Posted November 16, 2007 Author Share Posted November 16, 2007 I spent a quite a long time in contemplation during the writing of chapter 17. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SF409ers Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 I never read the original post so I am glad this got posted again. I am interested in learning more from chapter's 4 and 11 please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh B Tool Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 Chapter 23- How and When to correctly pencil whip your opponent with a eraser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 Pretty good. Footwedge has got to be worked in there somehow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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