TimC Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Police in Uganda are warning men about the dangers of breasts. Gangs of women have been tricking men into sniffing their chloroform laced breasts, knocking them out. When the men awake, they are usually naked, and without any of the stuff they had when they thought they were about to have a night of passion. The police have managed to capture one of the women and are currently focusing their attention on the source of the sedatives. In the meantime, if you are in Uganda, be careful whose boobies you plant your face in as you never know how (or where) you'll wake up in the morning. Hell, that's how I met my 3rd wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Police in Uganda are warning men about the dangers of breasts. Gangs of women have been tricking men into sniffing their chloroform laced breasts, knocking them out. When the men awake, they are usually naked, and without any of the stuff they had when they thought they were about to have a night of passion. The police have managed to capture one of the women and are currently focusing their attention on the source of the sedatives. In the meantime, if you are in Uganda, be careful whose boobies you plant your face in as you never know how (or where) you'll wake up in the morning. Hell, that's how I met my 3rd wife. That was an episode of CSI with Krista Allen. I would have taken the chloroform for her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cameltosis Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 I hope the police keep abreast of this situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Controller Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 The last time I saw Ugandan boobs was in National Geographic in 1977. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Agent Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 (edited) That was an episode of CSI with Krista Allen. I would have taken the chloroform for her. Edit: I was thinking Kirstie Alley. I just googled Krista Allen and she's smokin. Edited December 4, 2008 by Double Agent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted December 4, 2008 Author Share Posted December 4, 2008 Edit: I was thinking Kirstie Alley. I just googled Krista Allen and she's smokin. Kirstie Alley as a Vulcan in Star Trek II was waaaay hawter than Krista. Wait'll Krista puts on 20 years and 20 pounds. No contest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Agent Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Kirstie Alley as a Vulcan in Star Trek II was waaaay hawter than Krista. Wait'll Krista puts on 20 years and 20 pounds. No contest. Problem is Kirstie put on 200 pounds. I can handle 20. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Controller Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Problem is Kirstie put on 200 pounds. I can handle 20. LOFL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojo20 Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Krista Allen vs. Kirstie Alley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Agent Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Krista Allen vs. Kirstie Alley That's a tough one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Krista Allen vs. Kirstie Alley I'll take Krista Allen for 200 , Trebek Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted December 4, 2008 Author Share Posted December 4, 2008 Krista Allen vs. Kirstie Alley Okay, so you wanna fight dirty? I see how it is. Kirstie Alley on even number months vs Krista Allen in 20 years It's on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaterMan Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip_Side Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Okay, so you wanna fight dirty? I see how it is. Kirstie Alley on even number months vs Krista Allen in 20 years It's on. LOL is that 2nd pic the chick from Norbit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Okay, so you wanna fight dirty? I see how it is. Kirstie Alley on even number months vs Krista Allen in 20 years It's on. How bout a warning before posting that stuff? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 (edited) I just googled Krista Allen and she's smokin. She's so ridiculous that she can only ever get parts as a hoor or a complete slut. She's too fricking hot to ever be believable in a romantic comedy. Edited December 5, 2008 by AtomicCEO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojo20 Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 She's so ridiculous that she can only ever get parts as a hoor or a complete slut. She's too fricking hot to ever be believable in a romantic comedy. C'mon CEO This certainly shows her range as an actress. Who else could out act that beach ball in the background. Notice the sly smile that says " I'm just a shy girl from the midwest that got lost on my way to the beach, could you point me in the direction of the ocean. " Oh, who am I kidding, You're right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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