CaP'N GRuNGe Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education then any cop from Houston , TX . He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Texas deputy's expense. The deputy says, "License and registration, please." "What for?" says the lawyer. The deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign." Then the lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming." "You still didn't come to a complete stop," says the deputy. "License and registration, please." The lawyer says, "What's the difference?" "The difference is you have to come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!" the Deputy repeats. Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket." "That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir," the deputy says. At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the sh** out of the lawyer and says, "Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muck Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop,I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket." "That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir," the deputy says. At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the sh** out of the lawyer and says, "Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?" Nit pick: I don't think that is much of a "legal" difference. Functional difference, yes. Legal difference, not so much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 If the lawyer was truly smart he'd have a video camera running the whole time. Police brutality would get him a nice settlement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 If the lawyer was truly smart he'd have a video camera running the whole time. Police brutality would get him a nice settlement. Texas justice is a lot different than California justice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 Texas justice is a lot different than California justice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 Texas justice is a lot different than California justice. Yeah, cameras pointed at cops in Texas probably need a warranty repair shortly afterward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLAYER Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 Texas justice is a lot different than California justice. True but he was from NY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree---25 to life would be appropriate. ********************** America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. ********************** Q: Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. ********************** Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon? A: A fund raiser. ********************** Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary? A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. ********************** Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved? A: America ! ********************** Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo? A: Bo has papers. ********************** Even my spell check thinks Pelosi and Obama are wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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