Azazello1313 Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Playing only his second Test for the All Blacks against a physically intimidating French side, Shelford found himself at the bottom of a rather aggressive ruck on 20 minutes. An errant Les Bleus stud found its way to his groin, where it somehow managed to tear his scrotum, leaving one testicle hanging out. This alone would leave most men screaming in agony and heading for the nearest hospital. But not Shelford. He calmly instructed the physio to stitch him up. The French public were gobsmacked as an over-eager pitchside cameraman filmed the stomach-turning surgery, and even more so when Shelford returned to the field and carried on playing. "I was knocked out cold, lost a few teeth and had a few stitches down below," recalls the Saracens coach. "It's a game I still can't remember - I have no memory of it whatsoever. "I had to watch a video to realise what the game was actually like. I don't even remember what the score was, I don't really want to either." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 ouch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gilthorp Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 (edited) played in college for a bit until my body broke...nasty, nasty game. But, the rugby parties were so fun. Edited July 15, 2010 by gilthorp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Neutron Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 Also played once - with a friend and his college team. Fun, but brutal - I got the full new guy treatment. They knocked me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millerx Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 (edited) bah ... he flopped! Edited July 15, 2010 by millerx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 Roughest game in the world apart from the sheer lunacy that is Australian Rules football. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 But, the rugby parties were so fun. I 2nd that. They threw some crazy shindigs when I was @ WKU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonkis Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 Played my entire college career and loved it, but can't say I would have finished a game with a hole in my fruit bowl. Wooster Black Sheep!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby's Hubby Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 played in college for a bit until my body broke...nasty, nasty game. But, the rugby parties were so fun. while in a freshman dorm, I had some friends that played in college and they were always coming in with black eyes and broken bones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonkis Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 while in a freshman dorm, I had some friends that played in college and they were always coming in with black eyes and broken bones. .. and the games were tough, too! The parties were nuts. Songs and nudity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Darkside Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 in the middle of my 18th season playing rugby, played since high school. rugby has to sides , one where it appears as though 30 guys are trying to destroy each other for 80 minutes , and the other side, where once the final whistle goes , the same guy you just wanted to punch, shakes your hand gets you a beer and things seem to be forgot and forgave, until the next game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdrudge Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 It's been a few years since my vasectomy, but I remember things well enough that I didn't want to move a whole lot for a day or so. And that was with a tiny incision with a local, not something large enough for things to pop out. Ouch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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