rajncajn Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 http://thehayride.com/2011/04/westboro-bap...ippi-and-loses/ Westboro Baptist Church Goes To Mississippi – And Loses A couple of days before, one of them (Westboro protestors) ran his mouth at a Brandon gas station and got his arse waxed. Police were called and the beaten man could not give much of a description of who beat him. When they canvassed the station and spoke to the large crowd that had gathered around, no one seemed to remember anything about what had happened. Rankin County handled this thing perfectly. There were many things that were put into place that most will never know about and at great expense to the county. Most of the morons never made it out of their hotel parking lot. It seems that certain Rankin county pickup trucks were parked directly behind any car that had Kansas plates in the hotel parking lot and the drivers mysteriously disappeared until after the funeral was over. Police were called but their wrecker service was running behind and it was going to be a few hours before they could tow the trucks so the Kansas plated cars could get out. A few made it to the funeral but were ushered away to be questioned about a crime they might have possibly been involved in. Turns out, after a few hours of questioning, that they were not involved and they were allowed to go on about their business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millerx Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 That is Ginsuin' awesome!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 That is Ginsuin' awesome!!!!! + Ginsuing 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowboutthemCowboys Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpwallace49 Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Ginsuing awesome!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeeR Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Who says nothing good comes out of Mississippi? Huge props, I say we all chip in and throw them a party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Excellent!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WashingtonD Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Absolutely love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sox Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Simply great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunder Chicken Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Excellant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Only way it could have been better is if they had been raped and beaten while in police custody. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajncajn Posted April 26, 2011 Author Share Posted April 26, 2011 Only way it could have been better is if they had been raped and beaten while in police custody. Something tells me the one's that went to the police station were considering themselves lucky after they met back up with the rest of their group. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lennykravitz2004 Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Police were called and the beaten man could not give much of a description of who beat him. Beaten Man: Yeah... uhhhhh... the guy had on a Dale Earnhardt t-shirt with the sleeves cut off, and I thought I heard somebody call another person "Junior". Buford T Justice: You, sir, just described half the town. Anything else to add? Beaten Man: Yeah... the guy had long hair in back, but short hair on top. Buford T Justice: Hmmmmmm.... you just described the other half of the town. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajncajn Posted April 26, 2011 Author Share Posted April 26, 2011 Beaten Man: Yeah... uhhhhh... the guy had on a Dale Earnhardt t-shirt with the sleeves cut off, and I thought I heard somebody call another person "Junior". Buford T Justice: You, sir, just described half the town. Anything else to add? Beaten Man: Yeah... the guy had long hair in back, but short hair on top. Buford T Justice: Hmmmmmm.... you just described the other half of the town. "Sounds like conflictin' eveedence to me." :spit: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 My opinion of Mississippians just went up a notch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 Bend over. Ben? Nice to meet you, Victor Hugo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 Bend over. Ben? Nice to meet you, Victor Hugo. So what you in for.... Molesting a dead horse You shouldn't wear so much eye makeup Ben, makes you look cheap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 That freedom of speech thing can be painful sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeeR Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 Apparently this is another "urban legend" - damn shame: http://cjonline.com/news/2011-04-28/miss-s...ports-are-false Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fingfootball Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeeR Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 eh. I don't see that that "zinged" the Westboro yutzes much (except for that one guy having a hissy). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fingfootball Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 eh. I don't see that that "zinged" the Westboro yutzes much (except for that one guy having a hissy). As much as I would have like to posted some Westboro hillbillies getting beat down, I couldnt find any. I just thought it was kinda amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeeR Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Yeah it was. Kinda. Course I'm so old I was thinking "wtph is a foo fighter" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby's Hubby Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 nice story. wish I coulda used my truck to block those people in. them were some well organized actions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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