TimC Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 I like to get drunk and drive around picking up chicks. I met this one hot cute young thing yesterday and she told me to follow her home. She has a smoking hot little body. I had to skip my AA meeting but it was worth it. I start banging her right there on her back deck. We're humping and bumping and grinding like it was Puddy at a Grandmaster Flash concert. All of a sudden I look over and see this dude cutting his grass and he's just staring me down. So I'm banging her and staring at this guy and it's very uncomfortable for both of us. He stands there for at 2 hours...who the hell brings a sandwich with them when cutting grass. Afterwards, he starts chewing on an apple very slowly and rubbing his nipples. Anyways, she begs me to stay but I tell her I have to go home and tell Whomper happy birthday on both Facebook and at the Huddle like he's something special. What would you do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WashingtonD Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lennykravitz2004 Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 I like to get drunk and drive around picking up chicks. I met this one hot cute young thing yesterday and she told me to follow her home. She has a smoking hot little body. I had to skip my AA meeting but it was worth it. I start banging her right there on her back deck. We're humping and bumping and grinding like it was Puddy at a Grandmaster Flash concert. All of a sudden I look over and see this dude cutting his grass and he's just staring me down. So I'm banging her and staring at this guy and it's very uncomfortable for both of us. He stands there for at 2 hours...who the hell brings a sandwich with them when cutting grass. Afterwards, he starts chewing on an apple very slowly and rubbing his nipples. Anyways, she begs me to stay but I tell her I have to go home and tell Whomper happy birthday on both Facebook and at the Huddle like he's something special. What would you do? Proof Bob Crane is still alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Pimp Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 (edited) Whatever you do don't let the nosy neighbor watch your kids anymore, that's a given. You can't trust nosy neighbors. Edited June 27, 2011 by Whiskey Pimp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpwallace49 Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 Whatever you do don't let the nosy neighbor watch her kids anymore, that's a given. You can't trust nosy neighbors. Good stuff here . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 it's whomper's birthday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delicious_bass Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 I like to get drunk and drive around picking up chicks. I met this one hot cute young thing yesterday and she told me to follow her home. She has a smoking hot little body. I had to skip my AA meeting but it was worth it. I start banging her right there on her back deck. We're humping and bumping and grinding like it was Puddy at a Grandmaster Flash concert. All of a sudden I look over and see this dude cutting his grass and he's just staring me down. So I'm banging her and staring at this guy and it's very uncomfortable for both of us. He stands there for at 2 hours...who the hell brings a sandwich with them when cutting grass. Afterwards, he starts chewing on an apple very slowly and rubbing his nipples. Anyways, she begs me to stay but I tell her I have to go home and tell Whomper happy birthday on both Facebook and at the Huddle like he's something special. What would you do? Classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 I like to get drunk and drive around picking up chicks. I met this one hot cute young thing yesterday and she told me to follow her home. She has a smoking hot little body. I had to skip my AA meeting but it was worth it. I start banging her right there on her back deck. We're humping and bumping and grinding like it was Puddy at a Grandmaster Flash concert. All of a sudden I look over and see this dude cutting his grass and he's just staring me down. So I'm banging her and staring at this guy and it's very uncomfortable for both of us. He stands there for at 2 hours...who the hell brings a sandwich with them when cutting grass. Afterwards, he starts chewing on an apple very slowly and rubbing his nipples. Anyways, she begs me to stay but I tell her I have to go home and tell Whomper happy birthday on both Facebook and at the Huddle like he's something special. What would you do? You should've asked him if is wife wanted to get in on the action. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 Get a side gig. Maybe doing entry level lab analysis work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonorator Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 What would you do? depends ... was he bald? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackass Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 I like to get drunk and drive around picking up chicks. I met this one hot cute young thing yesterday and she told me to follow her home. She has a smoking hot little body. I had to skip my AA meeting but it was worth it. I start banging her right there on her back deck. We're humping and bumping and grinding like it was Puddy at a Grandmaster Flash concert. All of a sudden I look over and see this dude cutting his grass and he's just staring me down. So I'm banging her and staring at this guy and it's very uncomfortable for both of us. He stands there for at 2 hours...who the hell brings a sandwich with them when cutting grass. Afterwards, he starts chewing on an apple very slowly and rubbing his nipples. Anyways, she begs me to stay but I tell her I have to go home and tell Whomper happy birthday on both Facebook and at the Huddle like he's something special. What would you do? I would've asked for 1/2 his sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 I would've asked for 1/2 his sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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