polksalet Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 Last night my wife was having a nighmare that the was throwing up and could not stop. no matter what she tried she could not stop and her "dream puke" smelled like death itself. For hours she dreamed this nightmare and never got well, she eventiually was afraid she would die from the the convulsions. As she collapsed while holding the toilet she awoke. The only thing was that the toilet she was holding was the back of my shoulders and the stench was my anal gas which wreaked of the oregano, basil, garlic, and onions from the soup I had cooked and fed upon last night. She started slapping me and telling me I stank. I woke up startled and in my fear I sat up and let a giant KONG fart that sounded like a shotgun blast. She told me I was disgusting and left the bedroom. I have no idea where she went but that was definitely some tasty soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tford Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 Post of the year candidate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seminoles Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 Bravo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheikYerbuti Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 Post of the year candidate. +100 Instant Classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polksalet Posted January 14, 2008 Author Share Posted January 14, 2008 She did say that the blasts weren't as potent as the green egg gumbo I made a month or so back. You can find the recipe in the food/beverage section here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 My wife has a dream book that she keeps by the bed. It is usually very accurate Vomit: This is one of peculiar dreams of contrary in regard to material wealth. If you are well off its a sign of coming reverses, but if not, it predicts financial improvement.. Either that or its just from rancid ass fumes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 Post of the year candidate. When do we vote? This and Tim C's movies are neck and neck. My wife writes down dreams, too. It's too bizarre for me to even attempt to understand them. She asks me what I dream about but then interrupts me to tell me hers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Like Soup Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 Kong fart...that was some tasty soup... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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