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Domestic Squabble


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Help Settle Domestic Squabble  

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  1. 1. Whos right, Mom or Dad?

    • Mom
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    • Dad
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    • Puddy
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I too have two boys 3 and 7 and have had this issue with my wife. I let her win, it's not a battle worth fighting. I can say that I agree with you in the way you feel, obviously.

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I would take care of the kids every morning.

 

I would also be sure to mention to the kids about how their mommy would prefer to sleep in instead of helping them.

 

Eventually, the underlying tension will cause you and your wife to get divorced--but since the kids like you, you will probably be able to get custody of them. You'll still end up waking up with the kids and getting them reading for school five days a week, but now you will be earning child-support to do so.

 

Just my two cents.

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Sounds like she's cheating on you...check her emails daily and don't forget about text messaging.

 

 

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I would take care of the kids every morning.

 

I would also be sure to mention to the kids about how their mommy would prefer to sleep in instead of helping them.

 

Eventually, the underlying tension will cause you and your wife to get divorced--but since the kids like you, you will probably be able to get custody of them. You'll still end up waking up with the kids and getting them reading for school five days a week, but now you will be earning child-support to do so.

 

Just my two cents.

 

:D

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I work more hours than my wife, although she works full-time. I always get the boys up, get them going on breakfast, teeth brushed, etc.

 

Why do I do it all? Because my wife is a slug in the morning. Always has been. As I think of it, my wife is a very lucky woman. There are times I wish I could be her.

 

And my advice to you...get them up and get them going. Except when your wife is off on the weekend...you should get at least one day a week to sleep in.

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Next time she lips off about the kids, you kick her in the nuts, then while she's wrything in pain on the ground, you immediately step on her with one foot and clasp your hands over your head in victory (Pro Wrestling style).

 

That will show her that you are the dominant alpha-male in the pack, and she will never question you again. Trust me.

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Have you tried the drop kick?

 

 

I would take care of the kids every morning.

 

I would also be sure to mention to the kids about how their mommy would prefer to sleep in instead of helping them.

 

Eventually, the underlying tension will cause you and your wife to get divorced--but since the kids like you, you will probably be able to get custody of them. You'll still end up waking up with the kids and getting them reading for school five days a week, but now you will be earning child-support to do so.

 

Just my two cents.

 

 

Very good info here.

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