dmarc117 Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 1st it was the dogs crapping on the front lawn. now its the varmints in the backyard!!! so last night, 3am, get woken up to a shrieking made for a horror movie. 2 varmints, not sure if cats or coons, were doing some major fighting in the back. lasted for a few minutes than all was quiet. so i go out the back to take the train to work this morning and holy fruck!!!!! the back looks like it was a cage match to the death!! every piece of sod that i laid a few weeks ago was torn up and ripped to shreds!! it was a mess!! granted its a city lot, so not alot of sod, but what the fruck!!!! needless to say, tonight i am stopping at home depot for poison and then sports store for a pellet gun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexgaddis Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 What does this have to do with hating liberals? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missoula Griz Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 1st it was the dogs crapping on the front lawn. now its the varmints in the backyard!!! so last night, 3am, get woken up to a shrieking made for a horror movie. 2 varmints, not sure if cats or coons, were doing some major fighting in the back. lasted for a few minutes than all was quiet. so i go out the back to take the train to work this morning and holy fruck!!!!! the back looks like it was a cage match to the death!! every piece of sod that i laid a few weeks ago was torn up and ripped to shreds!! it was a mess!! granted its a city lot, so not alot of sod, but what the fruck!!!! needless to say, tonight i am stopping at home depot for poison and then sports store for a pellet gun. Fat chance you hit them with the gun at night. I would suggest a gopher trap. You can get them at some hunting sporting good stores. They work similar to mouse traps, just leave a more gory mess. They will tear a racoon in half. Good luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aqualung Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 They will tear a racoon in half. Good luck. Or a skunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 Large animal traps work well, don't cost much, and double as an infant car carrier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broncosn05 Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 Thank you Nancy Pelosi! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 Now now...let's be a good Republican and attack the neighbor down the street as revenge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatman Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 They were just looking for yellow cake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menudo Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 I'm sorry to hear this..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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