Ursa Majoris Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 You all will rue the day if you don't believe in this. Rue the day, I say. Rue it. Especially you, Ursa. Rue it!! And TimC is an atheist. Ruh-roh..... Seriously, does anybody ever cry at an Atheist's funeral? I mean, since Atheists have no value whatsoever as human beings (they're not even human, but only inhuman animals), since Atheists are nothing but miserable Liars, Cowards and Murderers, after all, why would anybody in their right mind weep over the dead rotting corpse, or bone chips and ashes (that get mixed together with those of others from the crematory) of a worthless dead Atheist? And what epitaph do you engrave on an Atheist's grave marker? "Here lies the only good Atheist, which is a dead Atheist". What else is there say? Nothing at all. No last words, no last rites, no flowers, no anything. Every time an Atheist dies, the world is better off as a result of that dead Atheist being dead, & its damned God-forsaken soul burning in the fiery pits of Hades. Which begs another related question, do Atheists cry at funerals? If so, why? Since Atheists hate God, and they hate Family, and they hate Country, who are they crying for? It is true: The only good Atheist is a dead Atheist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 on the sunject of a Bible printing company] Yes, that is a great company. I bought one of their large print version (old eyes... what can I say?). The only thing I don't like about them is they sell foreign language versions of the KJB. I don't think that's right. We know the only true translation is the 1600's version in English. It's too risky for anybody to translate that into other languages. Mistakes can creep in... and that can lead to heresy. True Christians should only read English WOW ...... WOW ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 I often debate with evolutionists because I believe that they are narrow mindedly and dogmatically accepting evolution without questioning it. I don't really care how God did what He did. I know He did it. hmm this has to be a huddler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheikYerbuti Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 (edited) I predict this thread is either going to get REALLY funny or REALLY ed. Get your ready!! Edited January 15, 2008 by SheikYerbuti Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Obama is the Anti-Christ He is uniting people behind a false image of hope. He is an expert orator who says he will solve problems but he doesn't tell us how. He is a Judas Goat that speaks against the war in Iraq and Iran yet recommends the invasion of Pakistan. He will run with Hilary the Great Whore upon his back as his partner. He will speak peace, but their will be no peace. The people on the ships will sit on the ocean and witness the middle-east burn. A great earth-quake will strike Jerusalem destroying the Dome of the Rock. Israel will try to rebuild the Temple. Syria, Jordan, Saudi-Arabia and Kuwait and the other countries of the Middle-east will attack Israel. All Armeggedon will break loose. I suggest the following motto for Obama. A vote for Obama will be a vote for the Second Coming of Christ! i can see im going to have a fun day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 I know these people are out there, but when you see the sheer volume of ignorance on display in one place like that... well, it just makes me sad for them. I mean a lot of it is seriously funny, but it still kind of depresses me that the greatest message in the history of humankind could get so twisted and distorted. (sigh) Now I'm all bummed out... I'm gonna go kill some queers to cheer myself up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 I know these people are out there, but when you see the sheer volume of ignorance on display in one place like that... well, it just makes me sad for them. I mean a lot of it is seriously funny, but it still kind of depresses me that the greatest message in the history of humankind could get so twisted and distorted. (sigh) Now I'm all bummed out... I'm gonna go kill some queers to cheer myself up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 The only good Atheist is a dead Atheist. God Bless Him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DemonKnight Posted January 15, 2008 Author Share Posted January 15, 2008 Satan loves homosexuals.. And will usually set them up with good careers in something Satan is in control of i.e.. Entertainment.. any form of the Media.. Satan wants them to grow.. The more homosexuals there are the more souls Satan gets to join in a Furnace of Fire.. unknown, youaregoingtohell.com [Comments (33)] [2006-Sep-05] Satan and his boyfriend. What a website name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 wow i loved this one... One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn't possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it. hmm, a giant source supplying the earth with huge amounts of energy. in fairness though, a whole lot of these come from blog comments. there is a lot of mystifying, jaw-dropping stupidity all around the innernets in the comments of blogs from every faith and ideology. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Homosexual relationshipsHomosexual marriage Pedophilia Zoophilia They are all lined up. The anti-family agenda of the Left is prepared, and each item will be pushed in turn until, bit by bit, enough people say, about each of the items: "Not that there's anything wrong with it..." NTTAWWT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 This one's a riot. No one knows what's happening until the flood comes (according to Matthew). And the flood is here - it refers to the apocalypse. There is a huge amount of supporting evidence on the site. For example, there is evidence for the wh0re of Babylon due to a 666 mile long penis in Mexico. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 How does one add to this list? I have me some questions without answers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gerry.harris Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Average Rating: 4.04 Rated 1273 times. Rate this quote: 1 2 3 4 5 Meh Fundie! "I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!" Would your first thought be that my son must have a secret girl friend who leaves her male porno in his room, or, my son is gay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untateve Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Average Rating: 4.04 Rated 1273 times. Rate this quote: 1 2 3 4 5 Meh Fundie! "I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!" Would your first thought be that my son must have a secret girl friend who leaves her male porno in his room, or, my son is gay? I think your son is ghey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 I AM AN ATHEIST, HERE IS SOMETHING TRUE ABOUT ME: ATHEIST TENANT OF FAITH: The CRUSADES is an amazing example that I Love to cite in order to illustrate how wicked and vile Christianity is REBUTTAL: The crusades were GOOD. If it weren't for the crusades the Muslim invaders would have conquered Europe and you'd be praying to Allah right now. Thank God (or the IPF for you atheists) the Crusaders pushed the Muslilm hoarde out of Europe and threw them back into the desert. Jihadian Mohammadans invaded Europe, and your damn straight Europe had a right to defend itself ATHEIST TENANT OF FAITH #2) There is a magical "cosmic law" to the universe- unproven- but still I believe it that says "wherever conditions for life exist, life will somehow manage to squirm itself out" REBUTTAL: None needed, this little statement is obviously faith ATHEIST TENANT OF FAITH #3) Advanced, benevolent aliens exist. I really believe this...I *need* to believe this REBUTTAL: Yes, my little atheist friend, I know you do. Its ok, I understand. [...] ATHEIST TENANT OF FAITH #5) Xians are inferior in intelligence to the superior minded atheist. I am on a higher plane of thinking than those irrational xians. Their puny minds are no match to mine. REBUTTAL: I know, my wittle atheist, how important it is for you to believe that. Its ok, I know you are insecure and really need to see yourself in a superior light. It's kind of like natural selection: the weaker get extinguished and sometimes you feel like you are being smothered by the xians and need to cry out "TYRRANY OF THE MAJORITY!" and appeal to a Constitution that appeals to an absolute moral law. The sad thing is, my little atheist friend, is that your contradiction is all too obvious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Yer going to hell, TimC. I'll see if I can get you a parking spot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Yer going to hell, TimC. I'll see if I can get you a parking spot. just have it close to mine so i can key his car everyday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDFFFreak Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Wow.... Some people just want to believe what they want to believe and will not be convinced otherwise. So sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Ignorance is abundant for those who believe in evolution and those that don't ... The extremists of either side will show some ignorance ri the common person Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffeeman Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 I think your son is ghey. werd - oh, and he's a liar! I was gonna paste that one too, but you beat me to it. All this just reminds me that God calls the 'meek' and the 'weak', not the strong. Apparently this can mean weak-minded too. What most people forget is the line that says Christians are to be 'wise as serpents' as well as 'harmless as a dove'. So if you start off stoopid, it's not necessarily God's plan that you stay that way, people! Unfortunately, many Christians fail at both of the goals stated above..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Ignorance is abundant for those who believe in evolution and those that don't ... The extremists of either side will show some ignorance ri the common person If you'd like to post something similar to this collection but emanating from a pro-evolution web site, I'd like to see it. Fact is, the evolution case is not populated by hugh numbers of complete whackjobs, unlike the Fundie case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 If you'd like to post something similar to this collection but emanating from a pro-evolution web site, I'd like to see it. Fact is, the evolution case is not populated by hugh numbers of complete whackjobs, unlike the Fundie case. I agree that the fundies have more whack jobs ... but i also beleive ( even with some people i have met including friends ) the extremists on the other side who have put the blinders on as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Yer going to hell, TimC. I'll see if I can get you a parking spot. As if I wasn't emotionally distressed enough already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 If you'd like to post something similar to this collection but emanating from a pro-evolution web site, I'd like to see it. Fact is, the evolution case is not populated by hugh numbers of complete whackjobs, unlike the Fundie case. well, i would think the stoopid people who "believe in evolution" don't feel terribly compelled to argue the point on the innernets, they just don't give it much thought, focusing their attention instead on american idol, people magazine, the dallas cowboys, etc. the stoopid people who "don't believe in EVILution", on the other hand, seem to feel that arguing the point publicly is the most important thing they could possibly accomplish in life. ya know, "glorifying god" and all that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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