CaP'N GRuNGe Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Soup...think we should go bring him a house warming present? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egret Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 LGBNAF NSFW Song Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Soup...think we should go bring him a house warming present? His wife has an ass that you want to eat lunch off of Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Sheeeit!! Her bazoombas aren't exactly made for lunching, though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nogohawk Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Take them a pitcher of Iced Tea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Take them a pitcher of Iced Tea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billay Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 (edited) It was a Saturday night on the streets of Cali Threw on my dope silk suit, brushed off my suede Bally's Threw on enough gold for any girl's pleasure Left a pound and a half of that $hit still in the dresser I slapped a clip in my nine, threw a clip in my sock Hit three grand up off the dresser, it was ten on the dot Now my beeper started beepin, I threw that $hit in the sink I didn't need it no more, I had more money than Prince See, I was quittin the game and tonight was my fling You see, on the streets they're players but only one king Now that's the title I held but the game is real fast You gotta get in and get out if you expectin to last Now my homeboy Evil was downstairs chillin in his brand new Benz I had many adversaries but very few close friends We broke to the set, E parked the car on the grass High-signin was his trademark and he did it with class Hit the door like two titans, the whole jam stopped to stare And as we walked through the crowd they threw bills in the air I spied my man Jazz maxin out with two stone cold freaks "Yo, what's up Ice, you rich now, man, you too good to speak?" Now Jazz was a player from the east coast, the Bronx He was known to be hard on the women and a brother he'd stomp Smack a bitch in a minute, some say just for fun And he was known for his chrome-plated pearl-handled gun "Yo Ice, you my brother and I love you and all But what's up with that six g's you owe me, man ...'member when your boys took that fall? And I posted the bail cause yo ass was locked up" Evil gave Jazz ten g's and Jazz shut the fruck up Just then I saw Donald-D hit the front door More gold than a Aztec, black leather he wore Hoes grabbed for they niggaz when D hit the set Cause what Donald D wanted, Donald D Get Donald's eyes hit mine and a smile crossed his face Then a light hit his ring and blinded the whole goddamed place "Yo Ice, you the coolest, and Evil, you mean, But I got the flyest new $hit rollin on gasoline!" Everyong in the party moved quickly outside, to see Donald D's ultimate, super-fly ride It was black, it was low, cost twice that of my porche, a testarossa ferarri, convertable, of course It purred like a jet. "Yo, man, I bought it with cash!" It had "Donald D" written in gold on the dash Then out of nowhere came a shot cross the street. I felt pain in my chest, and my kneew got weak There was blood on my hands and I fell to the ground and all I could hear was "Yo, Ice is down!" Somebody had shot me, the night that I quit. The night that I ended all this hustlin, playin $hit It's ironic ain't it, the night I retired, would be the same night that my whole life expired. Edited February 1, 2008 by billay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaP'N GRuNGe Posted February 1, 2008 Author Share Posted February 1, 2008 Maybe I should go knock on his door and ask him if wants to play Friday Night Poker with us? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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