isleseeya Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Da Finkers Hans vas a Norvegian vorking at the fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he accidently cut off all ten of his finkers. He vent to da emergency room in the clinik and vhen he got dar, da Norsky doctor looked at Hans and said, 'Let's hafe da finkers and I'll see vhat I can do.' Hans said, 'I hafen't got da finkers.' 'Vhat do you mean, you hafen't got da finkers?' he asked. 'Lordy! It's 2007! Ve got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could hafe put dem back on and made you like new! Vhy didn't you brink da finkers?' Hans responded, 'How da heck vas I suppose to pick dem up?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebellab Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Da Finkers Hans vas a Norvegian vorking at the fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he accidently cut off all ten of his finkers. He vent to da emergency room in the clinik and vhen he got dar, da Norsky doctor looked at Hans and said, 'Let's hafe da finkers and I'll see vhat I can do.' Hans said, 'I hafen't got da finkers.' 'Vhat do you mean, you hafen't got da finkers?' he asked. 'Lordy! It's 2007! Ve got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could hafe put dem back on and made you like new! Vhy didn't you brink da finkers?' Hans responded, 'How da heck vas I suppose to pick dem up?' That did make me smile and chuckle a little. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untateve Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 racist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted February 1, 2008 Author Share Posted February 1, 2008 racist. yumpin yimeney , dis is a tru insult Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheikYerbuti Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 racist. Dam straight. I can't stand Norwegians. . . .or Polynesians. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted February 1, 2008 Author Share Posted February 1, 2008 Dam straight. I can't stand Norwegians. . . .or Polynesians. yup ..nothing like pickled poi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untateve Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 I once had a joke or should I say, it once had me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polksalet Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 racist. +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 I smiled and chuckled briefly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
driveby Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Stupid. Everyone knows a Norwegian joke features either Ole or Sven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted February 1, 2008 Author Share Posted February 1, 2008 Stupid. Everyone knows a Norwegian joke features either Ole or Sven. believe sven was the surgeon's name Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muck Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 sts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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