Chief Dick Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 (edited) Here we go: Racism: Don't hate someone because of the color of their skin, when, if you just take the time to get to know them, you will find a better reason to hate them. (Dennis Miller) Debt Control: Don't spend more money than you make. Weight Control: Don't take in more through your mouth hole than goes out through your a-hole. (Carlos Mencia) Healthy Eating: Eat whatever the hell you want, because if you go out tomorrow and get hit by a bus and die, then what you ate last night doesn't f'n matter. Respect: Treat people the way you want to be treated. So if you don't mind being treated like crap, then crap away. Politics: Vote for who you want and shut up about it. The rest of us don't care. Religion: If you want to get rich, start a religion. If you want to praise God, do it by yourself, for yourself. Childrens Sports: In the words of Kelly Leak, "LET THEM PLAY. LET THEM PLAY." In other words, parents, shut the hell up. Gas prices: If you don't like the price of fuel, sell your car. Move close to work. Walk. Otherwise, stifle it Edith. Fantasy Football: Like I've always said, FF is 99% luck and 1% luck. You are fooling yourself if you believe otherwise. More to come.... Edited February 28, 2008 by Chief Dick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 Racism: Don't hate someone because of the color of their skin, when, if you just take the time to get to know them, you will find a better reason to hate them. (Dennis Miller) I'm still waiting to find the ethnic group that I don't think are a bunch of morons. And that includes the Scottish. I hate them most of all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 Two things : Agree with atomic on the scots ..men wearing dresses , eating boiled intestines of hooved animals , and an accent that sounds like a fat man with mumps trying to speak with marbles in his mouth...very hard to understand I do not believe fantasy football is 99 percent luck ..if this was the case no need to have a draft and issue your own starting line ups each week ...99 percent luck is slot machines at AC and vegas Let me add , that no one writes in script anymore ....script is like an appendix ...maybe it had a purpose and a use once and a long time ago , but not today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 [Weight Control: Don't take in more through your mouth hole than goes out through your a-hole. (Carlos Mencia) You sure about the person who first said the quote? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabuffbills Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 You sure about the person who first said the quote? exactly what I was thinking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Agent Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 You sure about the person who first said the quote? I was about to type the same thing. No doubt Mencia stole this line just like everything else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted February 28, 2008 Author Share Posted February 28, 2008 You sure about the person who first said the quote? That's where I saw it first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 (edited) What? No philosophy about Women? Edited February 28, 2008 by The Holy Roller Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted February 28, 2008 Author Share Posted February 28, 2008 What? No philosophy about Women? Women: One thing I've figured out about women. You can't figure them out. Love: The only way to tell if you should marry your significant other is to imagine them taking a crap. If that doesn't repulse you, marry them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 Love: The only way to tell if you should marry your significant other is to imagine them taking a crap. If that doesn't repulse you, marry them. Imagining a woman pooping is really the only way I can get it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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