Skippy Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies; 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.' Now his mind travels back to the ONLY time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife, and says; 'My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???' She looks into his eyes and says calmly; 'No, I'm your son’s teacher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broncosn05 Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 Not bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seminoles Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 I'm pretty sure it's been posted before but it's a goody Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 I'm pretty sure it's been posted before but it's a goody Correct. 8th time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted May 28, 2008 Author Share Posted May 28, 2008 8th time. I'm just not paying enough attention to these boards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolf Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 Correct. 8th time. Jeez man...not only that it has been posted...but how many times... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 OOPS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmarc117 Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 how hot is that teacher to be mistaken for a stripper!! count me in on the parent/teacher conferences!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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