SEC=UGA Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Has she always been a woman? I mean, I've been watching her little segments with Bob Costas and it weirds me out every time I see her. All I can do during these segments is just wonder how old she was when her penis fell off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted August 13, 2008 Author Share Posted August 13, 2008 How old were you? I wish I could say, "sorry, been drinking", but I haven't in a week and I'm jonesing. It was July 8th of my 31st year, my wife has been carrying it and my balls in her purse since that day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted August 13, 2008 Author Share Posted August 13, 2008 well played. Not really, she just seems to keep it all stored away in her purse... Oh, sorry, thought I saw a question mark at the end of that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muck Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Another thing ... she doesn't open her jaws when she talks. Very bizarre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Has she always been a woman? I mean, I've been watching her little segments with Bob Costas and it weirds me out every time I see her. All I can do during these segments is just wonder how old she was when her penis fell off. She should stick to commentating on tennis. That way I wouldn't have to look at her or listen to her more than once or twice a year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted August 13, 2008 Author Share Posted August 13, 2008 She should stick to commentating on tennis. That way I wouldn't have to look at her or listen to her more than once or twice a year. You're the expert here doc, what are you're thoughts; did she originally have in door or out door plumbing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 oh thank god, at first when I saw it I thought this might be a thread saying s/he was hawt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furd Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 I read somewhere that she still wears draws with dick holes in them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 I'm almost mature enough to now be ashamed that my brother and I used to call her "Mary Gorilla". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 (edited) You're the expert here doc, what are you're thoughts; did she originally have in door or out door plumbing? I'm pretty sure that her plumbing is indoor, but she wishes it was outdoor. Edited August 14, 2008 by Chargerz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 A word of warning to our west coast huddlers... approximately one hour into tonight's broadcast, you will be subjected to Mary Carillo singing "I'm a Little Teapot". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whoopazz Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 A word of warning to our west coast huddlers... approximately one hour into tonight's broadcast, you will be subjected to Mary Carillo singing "I'm a Little Teapot". And there goes five minutes of my life I'll never get back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 A word of warning to our west coast huddlers... approximately one hour into tonight's broadcast, you will be subjected to Mary Carillo singing "I'm a Little Teapot". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 I read somewhere that she still wears draws with dick holes in them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Agent Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Man you guys are picky. I think he looks good. And there is nothing sexier than a chick with a Herman Munster laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted August 14, 2008 Author Share Posted August 14, 2008 Yep, that was funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millerx Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 I'm thinkin' her balls just never dropped??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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