westvirginia Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 Did you hear about the Polish family that froze to death at the drive-in? They went to see "Closed for the Season" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 What do you call an Italian w/ his hands over his ears and stomping on the ground? A mine sweeper! Who put the last bullet in Mussolini's head? 12,000 Italian marksmen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untateve Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 Q. What's the difference between an Italian and a Pole? A. One was born in Italy and the other was born in Poland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 How do you get an Italian out of your bathtub? Turn on the water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 How many Polacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gilthorp Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 What do you call an Italian w/ his hands over his ears and stomping on the ground? A mine sweeper! Who put the last bullet in Mussolini's head? 12,000 Italian marksmen. My great uncles got a lot of bargains on used Italian firearms in WWII. Lightly used and only dropped once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 My great uncles got a lot of bargains on used Italian firearms in WWII. Lightly used and only dropped once. I was just reading a book on Stalin, and in passing they mentioned how the Italians, in WW II, rolled into Albania and then decided to invade Greece. Now, no offense to the Greeks, but as a country, they haven't done all that much for the past 3000 years or so. So, the Italian army goes into Greece, and not only do they get completely CRUSHED, they lose a big chunk of Albania in the process. It all goes back to what my history prof told me - "the Italians, historically, have an army that has wonderful looking uniforms and the troops drill very well on the parade ground, but once the shooting starts all hell breaks loose." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 Q: how do you spot a polack at a cockfight? A: he's the one with a duck Q: how do you spot the italian? A: he bet on the duck Q: how do you know he's in the mafia? A: the duck wins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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