Menudo Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TimC Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 Dibs on the front! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrTed46 Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 Yellow Submarine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menudo Posted May 10, 2010 Author Share Posted May 10, 2010 Dibs on the front! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 local radio station had the director on.... they like doing things with the cheesy SciFi horror type flicks, one of them actually got a bit part in an upcoming movie because of it called Sharktopus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
posty Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 I could have sworn I posted this here about a month ago, but the thread no longer exists... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
posty Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 A writeup... http://scifiwire.com/2010/05/is-the-human-centipede-th.php I've seen plenty of the sickest SF films in existence, including ones with exploding body parts, alien rapes and worse, but none of them beats this odd scientific human experiment that this weirdo German doctor describes to his victim in chilling detail. Pulling out charts as his victims are strapped to hospital beds, Dr. Heiter, played by Dieter Laser, explains in chilling, cool, Nazi-like detachment how he is going to create a creature by joining one person to another, creating a continuous food passage. "I will connect the anus to the mouth," he says as he shows his horrified audience crude charts and explains how he has done the experiment already on his three dogs, now buried in the backyard. Dr. Heiter has kidnapped two female American tourists who have come to his door after getting a flat tire, and he has picked up a Japanese man (Akihiro Kitamura, from Heroes) who can speak neither English nor German. When one of the women tries to escape a few times and fights back against the doctor, he determines that she will be the unlucky person in the middle of the monster he plans to create. The doctor is like a tight-lipped Peter Cushing who toys with his prey before he snaps off their heads. He pulls out the women's teeth one by one because he going to make the Japanese man the head. Then he sews, with metal staples, the lips of the women to the hindquarters of the person in front, slicing the bottoms to fit them together. When the victims wake up in their new creature form, they are treated like a freaky dog, made to eat from a dog bowl and beaten with a riding crop. Like a veterinarian, the doctor analyzes each segment, noting that the middle one is constipated and the last one is starving. Dutch filmmaker Tom Six says he is influenced by U.S. horror films, and he wanted to make the most horrific one ever. He also says that he has plans for a sequel featuring a 12-person human centipede that will make this one look like "My Little Pony." The question is, after the shock of this one, who could possibly want to sit through more? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 I'll pass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheikYerbuti Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 So, it took me a month to come up with the opening scene, but I've finally got it: Two tourists get a flat tire in the middle of the night in a rain storm, with no cell phones. They go to the nearest house and ask for help. . . Seriously, that was already the most played out B-movie cliche when Rocky Horror Picture Show parodied it over 30 years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 (edited) I have a way for everyone to retire next month wealthier than they could ever imagine. We need to make a pr0n movie out of this. The only real question is how we will spend the millions and millions of dollars we make and who gets to be in the middle? Edited May 11, 2010 by TimC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 This looks like one of the worst ideas for a movie, ever. I'm still trying to wrap my head around it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 (edited) I have a way for everyone to retire next month wealthier than they could ever imagine. We need to make a pr0n movie out of this. The only real question is how we will spend the millions and millions of dollars we make and who gets to be in the middle? It would be hugh in Germany. I hear they're really into scat. Edited May 11, 2010 by buddahj Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myhousekey Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 http://www.movieline.com/2010/04/post-6.php I think I'll pass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrTed46 Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 http://www.movieline.com/2010/04/post-6.php I think I'll pass. Yellow Submarine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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