giggity Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 Maybe they should have used stone instead of paper mache? Touchdown Jesus Burning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeductiveNun Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 Really brings meaning to the song now. HEYWOOD BANKS BIG BUTTER JESUS LYRICS In southern Ohio, just north of Cincinnati I beheld a vision, next to the expressway. Was a 60 foot jesus, with his hands in the air looks like he’s carved out of butter, just like at the state fair. Big butter Jesus Sweet cream Jesus Oh country fresh Jesus Unsalted Jesus Oh Promise Jesus Imperial Jesus Can’t believe it’s not Jesus Oleo Lord. Well you see him from the chest up like he’s about to do a back flip, like he scored a touchdown or maybe melting or about to drown. Well I’ve been to the state fair seen a cow made out of corn cobs Garth Brooks made of string cheese and the virgin out of olives. Big butter Jesus Sweet cream Jesus Oh country fresh Jesus Unsalted Jesus Oh Promise Jesus Imperial Jesus Can’t believe it’s not Jesus Oleo Lord. Shipped in pieces on a flatbed staring backwards was his big head Driver stuck in traffic backups desperately avoiding eye contact Well don’t make no graven images. That’s one of the 10 commandments I hope the grading curve is kindly You get to heaven with a 90 Big butter Jesus Sweet cream Jesus Oh country fresh Jesus Unsalted Jesus Oh Promise Jesus Imperial Jesus Can’t believe it’s not Jesus Oleo Lord. Can’t believe it’s not Jesus, Oh spread the word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Irish Doggy Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 Clearly an act of God brought on by the sinners in the parish. Actually, I'll miss Six Flags over Jesus as my wife calls it. I always thought it was ugly, but it was amusing at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeeR Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 Clearly an act of God brought on by the sinners in the parish. Or getting fed up with over-the-top statues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myhousekey Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 God was clearly angry that the Aggies didn't join the SEC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonorator Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 they have pledged to rebuild it exactly as before as jesus was insured! hallelujah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Neutron Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 Maybe spending $300k on a giant effigy isn't what Jesus was talking about. :think: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABearWithFurniture Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 I'm sure they can sell what's left on eBay...given it's history they can probably get at least half a mil for it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 they have pledged to rebuild it exactly as before as jesus was insured! hallelujah! I wonder who insured Jesus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Irish Doggy Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 Thankfully, the Hustler Hollywood store across the highway escaped harm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonorator Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 I wonder who insured Jesus? doesn't geico have all those commercials with that chick flo up in heaven? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 doesn't geico have all those commercials with that chick flo up in heaven? Or Progressive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonorator Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 Or Progressive? that's it! it had to be progressive ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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