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Among the do's that are now don'ts? The '80's Prince-style pompadour preferred by many young Iranian men, the Steven Seagal-style ponytail and the "business in the front, party in the back" sentiment of the mullet -- also popular among the Persian populace.

By god, I say we nuke 'em now!!!!

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Considering it's a religious government, their prophet was concerned with body hair, and that it's a guideline and not a law, it's not so crazy. Just different. The beginning of the story is intentionally misleading

 

Iran has laid down the law: mullets won't make the cut.

 

The Islamic regime, which strictly enforces head coverings for women, issued grooming guidelines for the guys this week.

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Considering it's a religious government, their prophet was concerned with body hair, and that it's a guideline and not a law, it's not so crazy. Just different. The beginning of the story is intentionally misleading

 

Iran has laid down the law: mullets won't make the cut.

 

The Islamic regime, which strictly enforces head coverings for women, issued grooming guidelines for the guys this week.

 

یکبار دیگر به شما دوست صهیونیستی ، نقض خوک ، سگ کافر دچار سوء تفاهم نیت ما است. ما به سادگی می خواهم برای حفظ مردان ما را از حال قدم زدن در خیابان را شبیه دسته ، چگونه به شما می گویند ، homos

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یکبار دیگر به شما دوست صهیونیستی ، نقض خوک ، سگ کافر دچار سوء تفاهم نیت ما است. ما به سادگی می خواهم برای حفظ مردان ما را از حال قدم زدن در خیابان را شبیه دسته ، چگونه به شما می گویند

Once again, your friends violation of pig, dog infidel misunderstand our intentions. We simply want to protect our men from walking in the street like those, how you say

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یکبار دیگر به شما دوست صهیونیستی ، نقض خوک ، سگ کافر دچار سوء تفاهم نیت ما است. ما به سادگی می خواهم برای حفظ مردان ما را از حال قدم زدن در خیابان را شبیه دسته ، چگونه به شما می گویند ، homos

 

Ok maybe they just don't like gays.

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What about the beards? I thought all muslims had beards.

No, no, no, they want all Muslims to appear kind and friendly. That is why they must all now look like Omar Sharif.

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No, no, no, they want all Muslims to appear kind and friendly. That is why they must all now look like Omar Sharif.

:dreamy: :wacko:

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