Hugh 0ne Posted December 10, 2010 Author Share Posted December 10, 2010 Thanks for the advice guys!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbpfan1231 Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 Would you like it super sized? Nice. I for one would be on a diet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 A "quick" lap dance is great in theory, but 80 bucks later you realize you could have gone to one of those Asian places and gotten the full service. I'm speculating here, but I would bet that if you became a regular, the mamasan would be happy to keep an eye on your kids in the lobby. For 80 bucks at an Asian place, you can take the kids out to lunch afterwards with the 78 dollars you'll have leftover. Win, win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_am_the_swammi Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 For 80 bucks at an Asian place, you can take the kids out to lunch afterwards with the 78 dollars you'll have leftover. Win, win. We have a place near us called the Winwin Buffet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 It's like it's on par with putting them in a forward facing car seat when they're only one year old and 35 lbs and 32". Now that's a bad dad. Wow, someone who'd even consider an idea even along similar lines like that must be a bad dad. He probably doesn't love his kids. You should call Social Services since he clearly isn't capable of being a parent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 In all seriousness, what I can't get past is the notion that, you don't actually need to bother having this dilemma because, the strip club isn't going anywhere. So you can go some other time. "You want to meet me at the strip club?" "No, can't today, I have my kids with me. Call me next time." End of story. Surely there will be another time when you don't have the kids and can then go. I mean, if that's your thing, you can always go some other time. Not that this, in and of itself, is something so horribly wrong. It is highly unlikely that anything would happen to them. No more so than any number of other situations. But it does betray a rather skewed set of priorities that dude can't keep himself from going to the strip club even when he's got his kids with him. I'd hate to think what goes on when mom has them. Besides, on the off chance that something happens? Are you kidding me? Imagine 'splaining that to your wife (or the judge). That you had the kids for one freaking afternoon so she could take care of something and you left them in the parking lot of a strip club while you got a lap dance. That's going to go over great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted December 13, 2010 Author Share Posted December 13, 2010 It was a parody. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 It was a parody. Hold on, I've got to go look up gullible in the dictionary. Someone just told me it's not in there and I'm almost certain it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted December 13, 2010 Author Share Posted December 13, 2010 Hold on, I've got to go look up gullible in the dictionary. Someone just told me it's not in there and I'm almost certain it is. That was a lot of effort for a fishing trip. And Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrumjuice Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 It's like it's on par with putting them in a forward facing car seat when they're only one year old and 35 lbs and 32". Now that's a bad dad. 35# one year old? That's one fat little bassturd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrumjuice Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 In all seriousness, what I can't get past is the notion that, you don't actually need to bother having this dilemma because, the strip club isn't going anywhere. So you can go some other time. "You want to meet me at the strip club?" "No, can't today, I have my kids with me. Call me next time." End of story. Surely there will be another time when you don't have the kids and can then go. I mean, if that's your thing, you can always go some other time. Not that this, in and of itself, is something so horribly wrong. It is highly unlikely that anything would happen to them. No more so than any number of other situations. But it does betray a rather skewed set of priorities that dude can't keep himself from going to the strip club even when he's got his kids with him. I'd hate to think what goes on when mom has them. Besides, on the off chance that something happens? Are you kidding me? Imagine 'splaining that to your wife (or the judge). That you had the kids for one freaking afternoon so she could take care of something and you left them in the parking lot of a strip club while you got a lap dance. That's going to go over great. Whooosh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_bone65 Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 What do you mean would I? Let he who hasn't left their kids in the locked car in a parking lot of a strip joint cast the first stone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 This was a great thread. On a side note, I have a buddy who was dating this chick who would leave her kid in the car so they could get it on. And yes, she'd leave the car running with the heat on during the winter. No lie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh B Tool Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 LMAO @ Hugh One calling his kids to the dinner table "Now take your hands out of your pockets and give it up for Porsche and Destiny eating dinner on the main stage, ummm dinner table. Also would like to welcome Cherry to the table, still not born yet, though she kicks like a Donkey whenever Whip It is played!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovers Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 Why not bring the little woman along to sit with the kids? No worries! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 You guys may be on to something here... Strip club with day care service for dads. Drop kids off in the front, lap dance in the back. Daycare service is free with the purchase of two lap dances and two drinks (non-alcoholic of course). What the hell, the employees could drop their kids off as well... nothing like being able to work within shouting distance of your kids' daycare, right? Pure genius, Gopher. You are a true entrepreneur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 Winner This was a great thread. On a side note, I have a buddy who was dating this chick who would leave her kid in the car so they could get it on. And yes, she'd leave the car running with the heat on during the winter. No lie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowboysDiehard Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 I think you should take them in with you...every kid should visit mom at work at least once I believe "Mom" is pregnant in this scenario. Just what kind of freak are you man?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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