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So...my wife hates me


buddahj
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I called her to get me tonight. I've been drinking since 10 am. Well, we're on the way home & see get pulled over for "running a red light". I call bullsh!t on this, but she tells me to call me sily call me rude, but call me please. Now, I've been pulled over more times than I can count. This is her second time, evah. She's starting to cry & I try to make it better. I'm so in the dog house right now.

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I called her to get me tonight. I've been drinking since 10 am. Well, we're on the way home & see get pulled over for "running a red light". I call bullsh!t on this, but she tells me to call me sily call me rude, but call me please. Now, I've been pulled over more times than I can count. This is her second time, evah. She's starting to cry & I try to make it better. I'm so in the dog house right now.

 

Better to be home alive with the wife mad at you plus you wouldn't want Sheriff Opie to bust out his whoopin stick on youfor driving drunk.

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I called her to get me tonight. I've been drinking since 10 am. Well, we're on the way home & see get pulled over for "running a red light". I call bullsh!t on this, but she tells me to call me sily call me rude, but call me please. Now, I've been pulled over more times than I can count. This is her second time, evah. She's starting to cry & I try to make it better. I'm so in the dog house right now.

 

 

"I'm sorry honey, next time I'm fitshaced I'll just drive myself home."

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Here is what you do:

 

You thank your wife for picking you up.

 

That's it.

 

She's pissed because you are drunk, not because she got pulled over.

 

(Caveat: I am drunk right now too, so I might not be interpreting the situation clearly. :wacko: )

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