matt770 Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 You're all wrong. It was a cockroach. Okay, now I want to know...how to put this delicately...was English her first language? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ditkaless Wonders Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 How is he suppose to know what language or languages the cockroach spoke? Those things are almost impossible to hear with the naked ear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 You're all wrong. It was a cockroach. Damn you all. I can't unread that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt770 Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Now just to be 100% clear, that's a "no" on the car transmission? Or you're considering a cockroach more unusual than a car transmission? Also as a reminder we're still waiting on the really gross stories of chooch-boxes gone bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 How is he suppose to know what language or languages the cockroach spoke? Those things are almost impossible to hear with the naked ear. And putting on an earring so it is no longer naked shows that it speaks no human language? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_am_the_swammi Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 mmm......Yodels Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Also as a reminder we're still waiting on the really gross stories of chooch-boxes gone bad. So the cockroach wasn't gross enough for you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 So the cockroach wasn't gross enough for you? Stop... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt770 Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 So the cockroach wasn't gross enough for you? Um, no. I used to meet women on Yahoo chat. If I had a nickel for every time I found a bug or a Lego in a woman's box, I'd be a billionaire. We need you now more than ever. Traffic here is dwindling and you can really help perk things up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Um, no. I used to meet women on Yahoo chat. If I had a nickel for every time I found a bug or a Lego in a woman's box, I'd be a billionaire. We need you now more than ever. Traffic here is dwindling and you can really help perk things up. You've had an interesting life. Maybe you're the one who should be perking things up around here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 You've had an interesting life. Maybe you're the one who should be perking things up around here. Stop... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt770 Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 One time I went to an Asian massage parlor and the lady had a Lego in her box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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