electricrelish Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 Elderly San Diego Woman Wakes Up To Find Drunk Chargers Fan Passed Out On Her Couch In Pacific Beach—far from Qualcomm Stadium—an 81-year-old woman woke up today to find a man wearing a Chargers jersey asleep on her couch. He's charged with public intoxication and believing in Philip Rivers. http://deadspin.com/5858724/elderly-san-di...ut-on-her-couch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeductiveNun Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 Who knew Chargerz sitll made house calls? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lkirc Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 Back in the day, I had a party in my apartment and it went pretty late. One of the attendees ended up wandering into my downstairs neighbor's apartment and falling asleep on the couch. He was discovered there at 9:00 the next morning by my neighbor's 13 year old daughter. Not a pleasant conversation with my neighbor or the police. Guy went to jail...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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stevegrab Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 Back in the day, I had a party in my apartment and it went pretty late. One of the attendees ended up wandering into my downstairs neighbor's apartment and falling asleep on the couch. He was discovered there at 9:00 the next morning by my neighbor's 13 year old daughter. Not a pleasant conversation with my neighbor or the police. Guy went to jail...... Don't people lock their doors, especially in an apartment complex? I was a hotel one time with a large group and was pretty drunk going from room to room all night. When I got back my friends were asleep, I had no key and they were not answering the door. I found a couch in the one of the hallways and Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanTheMan_5 Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 Update: We’re now hearing form a source that the man in question was indeed Philip Rivers. According to our source, he returned home from the game last night to find his wife had changed the locks on the front door. Reporters are on hand, however Mrs. Rivers has yet to emerge from the Rivers compound. Carson Palmer was seen leaving the residence earlier this morning but he had no comment for reporters. http://arrowheadaddict.com/2011/11/11/elde...t-on-her-couch/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ditkaless Wonders Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 The teen across the cul de sac had a flash party a few years back when his parents were away. Things got out of hand, drunken teens crashing their cars on the cul de sac, fights, what not. We got home to quite the scene with half a doxen squad cars with lights flashing and an ambulance. We hung out watching. Around that time my neighbor gets home. We chat and then he heads inside. A minute later he is back out to tell me their is a drunk, asian, naked chick passed out on his couch. I was pissed. His house had all the cool and pricey builder upgrades. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazinib1 Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 The teen across the cul de sac had a flash party a few years back when his parents were away. Things got out of hand, drunken teens crashing their cars on the cul de sac, fights, what not. We got home to quite the scene with half a doxen squad cars with lights flashing and an ambulance. We hung out watching. Around that time my neighbor gets home. We chat and then he heads inside. A minute later he is back out to tell me their is a drunk, asian, naked chick passed out on his couch. I was pissed. His house had all the cool and pricey builder upgrades. :wonders: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KOKIDKOKID Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 The teen across the cul de sac had a flash party a few years back when his parents were away. Things got out of hand, drunken teens crashing their cars on the cul de sac, fights, what not. We got home to quite the scene with half a doxen squad cars with lights flashing and an ambulance. We hung out watching. Around that time my neighbor gets home. We chat and then he heads inside. A minute later he is back out to tell me their is a drunk, asian, naked chick passed out on his couch. I was pissed. His house had all the cool and pricey builder upgrades. Is that is considered a pricey builder upgrade? KO'd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zooty Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 Is that is considered a pricey builder upgrade? KO'd yes, it was an asian model Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ditkaless Wonders Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 My wife wanted the cabinet and lighting upgrades. Stoopid wife. No way you get as much enjoyment out of those. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco Billy Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 What? No sushi? It was lying on the couch. Geez - can't you read? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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