BillyBalata Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires. She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible... No wait...Sorry. I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that manure. Never mind… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 So you specified the alcohol type Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyBalata Posted November 3, 2011 Author Share Posted November 3, 2011 So you specified the alcohol type I searched, found nothing, but i knew you'd be around to help me out soon enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millerx Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Ya, but can whiskey make me a sammich! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrTed46 Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Ya, but can whiskey make me a sammich! It can make you forget you actually made it so its a wash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Ya, but can whiskey make me a sammich! yes, and a dam good one 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Ya, but can whiskey make me a sammich! yes, and a dam good one 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetsfan Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Ya, but can whiskey make me a sammich! My whiskey keeps leaving the oven on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clubfoothead Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 You've obviously never been with a kangaroo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 My whiskey keeps leaving the oven on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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