cliaz Posted November 11, 2007 Share Posted November 11, 2007 I've finally come up with my revolutionary idea. You know how when you are sitting at the office eating your bagel and you go to grab your cup of coffee [or whatever you drink in the morning] and you drop your bagel and worse its face down on your desk? Hover Bagels. I will design anti-gravity nano pods to inject in the bagels that are safe to digest. When the acid in cream cheese touches the bagel the nano anti-gravity pods [or NAP] will convert the acid using a enzyme into sugar to use as fuel. You will never have to worry about that again. Think about it I can even make anti-gravity peanutbutter so you never drop your sammich again. [cheaper to create one brand of peanut butter instead of mutliple types of bread for everyone's preference.]. I am going to make millions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irish Posted November 11, 2007 Share Posted November 11, 2007 I just pick the bagel up and eat it, end of story. No need for anti-gravity nano pods. Man up Cliaz and eat the bagel with the added flavor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted November 11, 2007 Share Posted November 11, 2007 Hmmm...sounds like somebody is about 8 deep into some Blue Moon tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted November 11, 2007 Share Posted November 11, 2007 I've finally come up with my revolutionary idea. You know how when you are sitting at the office eating your bagel and you go to grab your cup of coffee [or whatever you drink in the morning] and you drop your bagel and worse its face down on your desk?Hover Bagels. I will design anti-gravity nano pods to inject in the bagels that are safe to digest. When the acid in cream cheese touches the bagel the nano anti-gravity pods [or NAP] will convert the acid using a enzyme into sugar to use as fuel. You will never have to worry about that again. Think about it I can even make anti-gravity peanutbutter so you never drop your sammich again. [cheaper to create one brand of peanut butter instead of mutliple types of bread for everyone's preference.]. I am going to make millions. But then you have to crap out of your mouth and no one wants that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'canes2004 Posted November 11, 2007 Share Posted November 11, 2007 If you could make hovering Oreo's that would be cool. They can just float next to me while I watch the game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted November 11, 2007 Author Share Posted November 11, 2007 But then you have to crap out of your mouth and no one wants that. Holy crap you are right. The poop would float and come back up. I didn't even think about that. You are now my Vice President of Development. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted November 12, 2007 Share Posted November 12, 2007 where did you get the Peyote , Cliaz ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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