Hitman Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Peyton, "said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a blue and red sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Patriots logo flag, and in every window, a Pat Patriot towel. Peyton looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I even went to the Hall of Fame." God said "So what's your point Peyton?" "Well, why does Tom Brady get a better house than me?" God chuckled, and said "Peyton, that's not Tom's house, it's mine." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bier Meister Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainHook Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eagle2003 Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 I heard this joke about Culpepper going to heaven about 3 weeks ago. Get a new joke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitman Posted January 31, 2005 Author Share Posted January 31, 2005 (edited) I heard this joke about Culpepper going to heaven about 3 weeks ago. Get a new joke! 679910[/snapback] Paging Mr. Givesashlt, first name......Hugh? Edited January 31, 2005 by Hitman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eagle2003 Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 Paging Mr. Givesashlt, first name......Hugh? 679914[/snapback] Hitman, did you enter the sigline/avatar bet? Also, just to let you know, this week I hate the Patriots! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitman Posted January 31, 2005 Author Share Posted January 31, 2005 Hitman, did you enter the sigline/avatar bet? Also, just to let you know, this week I hate the Patriots! 679921[/snapback] Yeah. I should run right over and join the bet. Since I'm such a big Pats fan and all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Easy n Dirty Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 I heard this joke about three years ago, only it was Mick jagger who went to heaven and was wondering about the big house on the hill with the Steal Your Face flag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaterMan Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 If Peyton goes to heaven, who will I pick for my Fantasy QB? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd1 Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 Everyone knows God is a Packer fan! Vince is Sainted and sits at the left hand of Him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 I heard this joke about three years ago, only it was Mick jagger who went to heaven and was wondering about the big house on the hill with the Steal Your Face flag. 679947[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untateve Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 God is a Gator. That's why sunsets are Orange and Blue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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