Chief Dick Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 There. I said it. Who's with me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 The whole crew at ESPN, to draw several names out of a hat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grits and Shins Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 He is GOD ... not Urlacher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PantherDave Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 There. I said it. Who's with me? Mah pants got tight when I read the name, Tedy Bruschi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainHook Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 The chief export of Tedy Bruschi is pain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grits and Shins Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Mah pants got tight when I read the name, Tedy Bruschi. Nobody here believes you have the where-with-all to make your pants tight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainHook Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Tedy Bruschi allows to live. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menudo Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 The chief export of Tedy Bruschi is pain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainHook Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Tedy Bruschi doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainHook Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Tedy Bruschi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainHook Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Tedy Bruschi counted to infinity - twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainHook Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 When Tedy Bruschi does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainHook Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Tedy Bruschi doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainHook Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Tedy Bruschi is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Tedy Bruschi's tears cure cancer. The problem is he has never cried. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PantherDave Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Hook loves Tedy because he is, amoung all other things, a fuggin pad fest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Tedy Bruschi doesn't sleep, he waits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Every time Tedy pities a foo, an angel gets its wings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainHook Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 No post counts anymore. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PantherDave Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 No post counts anymore. . . Hell, OK, every time Tedy chits, it's gold bars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainHook Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Tedy Bruschi can slam a revolving door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainHook Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Tedy Bruschi’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PantherDave Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 (edited) When Tedy is not chitting gold bars, he's hauling gold nuggets outta his nose. Also, while preforming Chris Simms surgery, Tedy supplied the blood for the transfusion, while standing and operating, as Tedy's blood is....shall we say "universal"(some say alien DNA ) Edited September 25, 2006 by PantherDave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PantherDave Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Grits attempted to put Tedy on his ignore list....but could not muster the power to ignore Tedy!!!!! It's true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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