10g_DBA Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people. He said, "My son, the battle is between two "wolves" inside us all. One is Evil. It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego. The other is Good. It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith." The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather: "Which wolf wins?" The old Cherokee simply replied, "The one you feed." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 I think we now know why Andrew Jackson made the Indians haul ass... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 That joke wasn't funny at all. Two muffins are baking in an oven, and one turns to the other and says, "Man oh man, is it getting hot in here, or what?" And the other muffin answers shocked, "Aaah! You can talk!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexgaddis Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 That joke wasn't funny at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people. He said, "My son, the battle is between two "wolves" inside us all. One is Evil. It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego. The other is Good. It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith." The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather: "Which wolf wins?" The old Cherokee simply replied, "The one you feed." that is awesome Two muffins are baking in an oven, and one turns to the other and says, "Man oh man, is it getting hot in here, or what?" And the other muffin answers shocked, "Aaah! You can talk!" now that's funny. sort of like.. Two dudes are in an elevator staring at the wall when the first guy turns to the second one and notices that he has a black just like himself. “Wow you have a black eye just like me, what happened?” “Oh” the second guy says “Well I was sitting at the breakfast table with the wife and kids and I went to ask the wife ‘Could you please pass me the big toasty oats’ but instead I said ‘can you please pass your big titties’ and she punched me right in the face.” “wow!” said the first guy “the same thing happened to me this morning!” “really?!” the second guy said. “Yeah we were all sitting at the breakfast table and I went to ask the wife if she would mind getting up to get some more bacon but instead I said “You f’cking b1tch you ruined my life!” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Neutron Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people. He said, "My son, the battle is between two "wolves" inside us all. One is Evil. It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego. The other is Good. It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith." The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather: "Which wolf wins?" The old Cherokee simply replied, "The one you feed." Very true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untateve Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 Two muffins are baking in an oven, and one turns to the other and says, "Man oh man, is it getting hot in here, or what?" And the other muffin answers shocked, "Aaah! You can talk!" This is the philosophy upon which I base my life and my interactions with all living beings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 This is the philosophy upon which I base my life and my interactions with all living beings. I base my life philosophy on misheard Sammie Hagar lyrics. It's not what he actually said, but what I thought he said that is profound. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 This is the philosophy upon which I base my life and my interactions with all living beings. Getting baked? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untateve Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 I base my life philosophy on misheard Sammie Hagar lyrics. It's not what he actually said, but what I thought he said that is profound. so get on your bad motor scooter and ride, up over to my place and stay all night, first thing in the mornin' we"ll be feelin' alright, alright,alright,alright,alright. so get on your bad motor scooter and ride. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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