Puddy Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 The Three Little Pigs - Italian Style > > Once upon a time there were three little pigs. The straw pig, the stick pig > and the brick pig. > > One day this nasty old wolf came up to the straw pig's house and said, "I'm > gonna huff and puff and blow your house down." And he did !!! > > > > So the straw pig went running over to the stick pig's house and said, > "Please let me in, the wolf just blew down my house." So the stick Pig let > the straw pig in. > > Just then the wolf showed up and said, "I'm gonna huff and puff and blow > your house down." And he did !!! > > > > So the straw pig and the stick pig went running over to the brick pig's > house and said, "Let us in, let us in, the big bad wolf just blew our houses > down!" > > So the brick pig let them in just as the wolf showed up The wolf said, "I'm > gonna huff and puff and blow your house down." The straw pig and the stick > pig were so scared! But the brick pig picked up the phone and made a call. > > > > A few minutes passed and a big, black Caddy pulls up. > > Out step two massive pigs in pin striped suits and fedora hats. These pigs > come over to the wolf, grab him by the neck and beat the living Sega! out of > him, then one of them pulled out a gun, stuck it in his mouth and fired, > killing the wolf, then they tied cement blocks around his feet threw his > sorry ass into the creek then they got back into their Caddy and drove off. > > > ; > The straw pig and stick pig were amazed!!! "Who the hell were those guys?" > they asked. > > "Those were my cousins... the Guinea Pigs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 As an Italian I am offended Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 Racist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiefjay Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 Hey Puddy (aka IMUS), I didn't expect this out of you. Of course I didn't read the story, just "piggy" backing off Cliaz and H1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 Everytime Puddy posts, an Italian buys another wifebeater t-shirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 Everytime Puddy posts, an Italian buys another wifebeater t-shirt. Italians don't buy wifebeater t-shirts, they hand them down from one generation to the next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 Italians don't buy wifebeater t-shirts, they hand them down from one generation to the next. That was funnier than the joke itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSab Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 Everytime Puddy posts, an Italian buys another wifebeater t-shirt. Italians don't buy wifebeater t-shirts, they hand them down from one generation to the next. Now I'm really offended. I'm calling Nick The Wip, Joey Flowers and Vito the nose and we're heading over to your house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nogohawk Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 Italians don't buy wifebeater t-shirts, they hand them down from one generation to the next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 Now I'm really offended. I'm calling Nick The Wip, Joey Flowers and Vito the nose and we're heading over to your house. To lose to me at poker like they did on my last trip to Atlantic City? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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