T_bone65 Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 The would laugh at getting tazed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 Pud, If you weren't standing in water, you're a wuss! Seriously.....those things are getting a bad rep and death is a good possibility! It reminds me of the quote from, I think from the "Magnificent Seven": "Vin: A friend of mine in El Paso, once took off all his clothes and jumped into a patch of cactus. You know what he said when I asked him why he did it? Calvera: What did he say? Vin: Seemed like good idea at the time." Don't you live in Detroit? If so, are you just trying to get used to the inevitable? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H8tank Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 I don't think it hurts everybody, I would be happy to try it. When in cancun, they had one of those little metal rods hooked to a battery, some hot chick walked around, you give her a dollar, hold the rod. If you didn't drop it when she turned the juice on, she bought you a drink. No one could hold it, no one. So I gave the wh0re a buck and grabbed the rod. She turned the dial, and looked at me smiling, then she frowned and turned the dial some more, nada. Dial too 10, she says it's broke and I don't get the drink. Then she grabs it and turns dial to '1' and lets outa little shriek. I got my free drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted April 17, 2007 Author Share Posted April 17, 2007 Does it make you lose your bodily functions? Well, not the one second that I received at least. Isn't there a risk (even if slight) of death from tazing? The guy said they are safe enough for folks with pacemakers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted April 17, 2007 Author Share Posted April 17, 2007 He also brought out the breathalyzer. After 5 beers (bud light's no less) in 2 1/2 hours, I blew a .092. I guess I've driven legally drunk plenty times in my life then as I didn't really feel all that buzzed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDFFFreak Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 Jackass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted April 17, 2007 Author Share Posted April 17, 2007 Puddy, one day we will find you on the Darwin Awards list...I like you, but the sadistic side of me can't wait for the laugh you'll give us. I love winning awards Don't you live in Detroit? If so, are you just trying to get used to the inevitable? Isn't Chicago the city where the cops beat the chit out of defenseless barmaids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted April 17, 2007 Author Share Posted April 17, 2007 Puddy undoubtedly washed his keys at the undergraduate library. Okay I'll admit it. I have no idea what the hell this means. I'm pretty sure it's clever though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grits and Shins Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 You have always come across as having just been tazed ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSab Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 I thought acoountants were smart? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grits and Shins Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 Book smart does NOT equate to common sense, clearly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 In college, some guys would take a tazer to the arse for a free pitcher at a local watering hole. I never did it, but I drank for free for years thanks to the dumba$$es that would. In college BCs nickname was "The Tazer" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuckB Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 In college BCs nickname was "The Tazer" BTW I also let a friend of mine taze me through a coat.....still hurt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nogohawk Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 Puddy + Tazer = Brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furd Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 Okay I'll admit it. I have no idea what the hell this means. I'm pretty sure it's clever though key wash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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