Hugh 0ne Posted May 4, 2007 Share Posted May 4, 2007 I just took a dump that could choke a donkey. Am I cleansed? Discuss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grits and Shins Posted May 4, 2007 Share Posted May 4, 2007 Depends on what you were hoping to cleanse ... sounds like the bathroom was a casualty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted May 4, 2007 Share Posted May 4, 2007 I plan on stopping on the way home for some Burger King onion rings and have a Friday night cleansing. It should be glorious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caveman_Nick Posted May 4, 2007 Share Posted May 4, 2007 I find that keeping high fiber foods in my diet, such as hulled barley and bean salad, keeps me clean as a whistle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted May 4, 2007 Share Posted May 4, 2007 I spend 2-3 hours a day on the toilet. It's really the only time I get to myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grits and Shins Posted May 4, 2007 Share Posted May 4, 2007 I find that keeping high fiber foods in my diet, such as hulled barley and bean salad, keeps me clean as a whistle. Well ... speaking for myself ... that is not a whistle I want anywhere near my lips no matter how clean you claim it to be ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted May 4, 2007 Share Posted May 4, 2007 Well ... speaking for myself ... that is not a whistle I want anywhere near my lips no matter how clean you claim it to be ... The plumber doth protest too much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted May 4, 2007 Author Share Posted May 4, 2007 The plumber doth protest too much. Not sure how this applies, but did that tick bite you in the nuts while you were cleansing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hat Trick Posted May 4, 2007 Share Posted May 4, 2007 14 beers and a large pizza in a drunken stupor, yeah I had my cleansing a little bit ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grits and Shins Posted May 4, 2007 Share Posted May 4, 2007 The plumber doth protest too much. plumb·er /ˈplʌmər/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[pluhm-er] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation –noun 1. a person who installs and repairs piping, fixtures, appliances, and appurtenances in connection with the water supply, drainage systems, etc., both in and out of buildings. 2. Slang. an undercover operative or spy hired to detect or stop leaks of news or secret information, often using questionable or illegal methods, as illegal entry or wiretapping. 3. Obsolete. a worker in lead or similar metals. And here I thought I was deep undercover Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted May 4, 2007 Share Posted May 4, 2007 plumb·er /ˈplʌmər/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[pluhm-er] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation –noun 1. a person who installs and repairs piping, fixtures, appliances, and appurtenances in connection with the water supply, drainage systems, etc., both in and out of buildings. 2. Slang. an undercover operative or spy hired to detect or stop leaks of news or secret information, often using questionable or illegal methods, as illegal entry or wiretapping. 3. Obsolete. a worker in lead or similar metals. And here I thought I was deep undercover Some clarification. "Grits the Plumber" was moniker that I tried to coin in this thread but unfortunately it never stuck. Honestly, I regret this deeply because I thought it had such potential. Such is life, sometimes the most promising things just don't pan out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted May 4, 2007 Share Posted May 4, 2007 Not sure how this applies, but did that tick bite you in the nuts while you were cleansing? No, and thankfully not. Given the anemic state I would likely have been in, that could have caused me to slip into a coma. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furd Posted May 4, 2007 Share Posted May 4, 2007 Try drinking a half gallon of milk in a couple of minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted May 4, 2007 Share Posted May 4, 2007 I just took a dump that could choke a donkey. Am I cleansed? Discuss. Prove it. Donkey's have really big mouths. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 I just took a dump that could choke a donkey. Am I cleansed? Discuss. Isn't that a yo-yo trick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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