rocknrobn26 Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 (edited) Oh...add Alchico, Randall, BCG, Holdin', Chargerz, Borge, Stope, HR, Jack, CSE, and I'll apologize for the ones that I can't remember. SEE!!!! PERKS OF BEING OVER 50 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run--anywhere. 4. People call at 9 pm and ask, Did I wake you???? 5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way. 7. Things you buy now won't wear out. 8. You can eat supper at 4 pm . 9. You can live without sex but not your glasses. 10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans. 11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. 12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room. 13. You sing along with elevator music. 14. Your eyes won't get much worse. 15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. 16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service. 17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either. 18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size. Add to the list as you see fit.......IF you can still see! Edited April 4, 2008 by rocknrobn26 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. These two have become painfully true in the last several years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randall Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 You know personally the signers of the Declaration of Independence(like John McCain). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiefjay Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 19. A trip to the local grocery superstore is a part of your every day routine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoperat Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 20. You actually thought this was a good idea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 21. You no longer give a monkey's f**k what anybody else thinks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 21. You no longer give a monkey's f**k what anybody else thinks. Your social security number is 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 Your social security number is 1 SSN's always had 9 digits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 SSN's always had 9 digits. 000 - 00 - 0001 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 000 - 00 - 0001 The first numbers had 0 then a odd number in the middle. And the 000 in the start is not a used combination Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 SSN's always had 9 digits. The first numbers had 0 then a odd number in the middle. And the 000 in the start is not a used combination Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiefjay Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 22. You prefer the old Roman and Greek Coliseums to the newer parks and stadiums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Controller Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 23. You take 1/4 of a Viagra pill each morning just to keep from peeing on your slippers again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 The first numbers had 0 then a odd number in the middle. And the 000 in the start is not a used combination Good lord John. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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